Finished Folds (61—80)
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3might as well have been a million miles away because all she cared about was the single moonbeam that had made it to the bottom of this alley. She stepped into the moonbeam. fluth.
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2auctioned but that didn't stop me. I called in a few favors and in one case I had to beg, but I got the stolen credit cards the cat left listed at Christies. It was expected that I
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2a lavender sky and me holding up a river so that a couple of snails could cross to go shopping for shells. I knew right away that I was going to enjoy being dead after all.
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7Don't piss on my back and tell me it is raining. I'd rather know if it is piss or not. I don't want the doubt. If your balls aren't big enough to keep me down though, your ass is
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3ciliation. The Braxton refused. "After all I have been through, you think to appease me with the same medal you gave my catsup eating son!? I only slightly waterboarded him. He har
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3gel. "Oh yeah, you're my guardian angel. If you were, wouldn't you know that it is guardian angel not guard angel." Saying that, she began to tweet about it. #GuardianAngelnotGuard
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3classic cotton picking rythm. Pick, oww, Pick, oww, creak, pick, oww, creak, oww, pick, oww, creak, oww,.. She wish she could pirouette away from this one but cotton doesn't pick
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3it unfair. All these years being told that their vows to the crown didn't count anymore since we she was only a figurehead. Well, our queen had just been insulted & our vows meant
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4g down to the Wally World in your house coat and bunny slippers. When Rufus from next door heard about that idea he laughed and said, "Don't forget the TV" and that got added to th
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2something you'd like to be. So they paid large to be you. Which the faery took as recompense for having to feed these new hipster slaves. They never considered that they might not
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3All went smoothly until one night Big Brother could not perform for her partner with enough gusto and forgot the Safe Word. Vice Big Brother had to slide into the First Lady knowi
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9"You know, Clarice, I subscribe, it might surprise you to know, to the old adage that music soothes the savage beast. My beast, so savage, likes to be soothed", I said to myself.
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4because the mindfuck was a mindfuck that would fuck up your mind. I don't need no more of that. I got enough mindgames to play on myself to worry about yours. You keep yours & I'll
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3gotten bigger. The memories were too big for him. They started spilling out of his head and when that wasn't fast enough the memories started coming out from his butt. He was leaki
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3Voltaire at first was appalled, then resigned to the encounter. It was Salvador Dali. "You know from down at the bottom of the Spanish Steps you luck like a bust of you in Hell."
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310 minutes after that we heard tires screeching in the side lawn. They brought Maureen home & want their feather back. "She was probabl already pregnant when you tried to cheat us
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3t that there might not be time to brush up on my Penguinese before we got there. But we still had those Blue Platers shooting their automatic rifles at us. I looked to see who had
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8In it, he, Dante the author of the the diving comedy of which the first book was Inferno, was writing fanfiction about Dante Hicks, the clerk of Clerks & Clerks 2. Dante's Inferno
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9ock of my situation. I was in a lower level temple for a cannibalistic lost tribe that ate itself to extinction because they were the best tasting. I have no food or water & no cel
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5So you facilitated the health inspector finding several happy endings on the South Side. In exchange your daughter got her permit and opened in the food court yesterday. Fallout Ca