Finished Folds (141—157)
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5ss that for all her hideousness, Medusa was still a really beautiful woman. The realization caused a bit of a hardening in a certain spot of the cement. Hm, never been that hard.
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1All five of the brothers cut their secret pony tails off & then East Brother tied them together to make an infinity string & put it in his Glorious pocket. Then they all peed on t
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7in front of me into the 3 behind barely missing the 4th but she did stagger a bit giving me time to drive my pool cue through her eye before she could bring her Police Issue free.
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5and beheld the truth. Her real name was Death. We were all being mesmerized by Death. But only Hrengo the Beholder knew but he was just as mesmerized as the rest of us. I noticed
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8Mediocre folder, that is me, can move this Story along by bringing it down to her upmost best but as long as we get to the bottom is fine. Once there there will only be going up.
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5Look bored as well. He wondered if maybe he did look bored even though he didn't feel bored. He recalled that line from that Butthole Surfer's song about never knowing what you loo
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1I decided to use the Faux Pas Gambit. It was a bit unorthodox but he frankly could not come up with anything else. He farted. Loudly. The babble stopped & fled. He was free.
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7But that just might have been because she had doubled down on the Depends for the fight. By the time she got the corners figured out the bell rang beginning the 13th round.
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4And there it was. Now I could see the bars of the cage that was The Rat Race. It would not matter if I got the cheese or how big the cheese was or that I had more cheese than the n
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5Eventually the smell became sentient and developed aspirations of becoming a ballerina in a hit Broadway show. I hadn't the heart to tell Smell that could never be so I lied & gave
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5& lock away our daughters. Which we did. Somehow though, the hatches were not as battened down as we thought and our daughters still got pregnant. They claimed a golden shower had
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5So I high tailed it to Golfsnart where the salesman, Paulie Shore, suggested the Weasel brand golf clubs. He assured me that if I wanted the nubs The Weasel would get me the nubs.
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2The wind. Which is to say we achieved mobility by the interplay of variations in air pressure, temperature, & terrain. A sudden mountain of bacon was sure to have a bearing on our
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7He had decided the whole world needed to go back to a One State Solution. In a Now classic Trump pivot he is not set on a course to MAKE PANGEA GREAT AGAIN!®
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17My puppet master yanked my strings to and fro. One moment he or she, I think I prefer a she, has plopped me on the divan watching hours and hours of Antique Roadshow and the next I
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3She even had that written on the t-shirt she was wearing. As most people did not believe the DNA Registry existed they only felt pity for her when it was they that were pitiful.
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7E mine. I slapped the apple away and grabbed him by the collar yelling "nien nien nien". For some reason I thought he was German. I threw him into a canal I must not have noticed