Finished Folds (141—160)
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5of.. business. Luckily I had the foresight to lock the dirty monkeys in a room full of typewriters & I sold their XXX Law & Order parody screenplay to pay the fine and expand my
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4what is isn't. It isn't, no matter what you might have heard out there between the galaxies doing your thing. Whatever that thing was you were doing out there. I'm not asking for y
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4lady onto the floor and spin her Shady. Widdershuns & Druid markings later the two of you are lying in bed satisfied, for now, and enjoying a sweet breeze wafting through the door.
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4heart. We would repeat this process 7 times only. Nobody knew what happened after 8 times because those who tried disappeared instantly. We would be a 7th level Human Klein Bottle.
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2uters but to cling so tenaciously to base lies about the base being haunted could only show bias. Be it as it is, we must muddle through. I do not ask for Truth's return though.
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4gay blades and as such were mercilessly pilloried by their peers in the Peerage. Girding Machete, Sabre, and Deja Vu and pledging his Honor, TwoSwords marched forward into certain
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2that contract. I was free to leave anytime I wanted. They had no recourse. If I wanted to walk away from their millions of dollars that they threw at me I could do. Scot Free.
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9hitty ass bar drinking watered down booze with both our fingers on the trigger, now, aren't we. That should tell you something about answers. Lets see how tonight answers out.
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5ady been tested in the market and your idea was a complete failure. You will end up having to sell at a loss to the Trump Space & Mining Co, by Presidential Decree #83321
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5ss that for all her hideousness, Medusa was still a really beautiful woman. The realization caused a bit of a hardening in a certain spot of the cement. Hm, never been that hard.
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1All five of the brothers cut their secret pony tails off & then East Brother tied them together to make an infinity string & put it in his Glorious pocket. Then they all peed on t
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7in front of me into the 3 behind barely missing the 4th but she did stagger a bit giving me time to drive my pool cue through her eye before she could bring her Police Issue free.
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5and beheld the truth. Her real name was Death. We were all being mesmerized by Death. But only Hrengo the Beholder knew but he was just as mesmerized as the rest of us. I noticed
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8Mediocre folder, that is me, can move this Story along by bringing it down to her upmost best but as long as we get to the bottom is fine. Once there there will only be going up.
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5Look bored as well. He wondered if maybe he did look bored even though he didn't feel bored. He recalled that line from that Butthole Surfer's song about never knowing what you loo
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1I decided to use the Faux Pas Gambit. It was a bit unorthodox but he frankly could not come up with anything else. He farted. Loudly. The babble stopped & fled. He was free.
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7But that just might have been because she had doubled down on the Depends for the fight. By the time she got the corners figured out the bell rang beginning the 13th round.
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4Picking up my daughter from her first day at her new job at the bordello. That made me sad because I had been hoping to have time to use her Family discount for some Happy Endings.
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4And there it was. Now I could see the bars of the cage that was The Rat Race. It would not matter if I got the cheese or how big the cheese was or that I had more cheese than the n
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5Eventually the smell became sentient and developed aspirations of becoming a ballerina in a hit Broadway show. I hadn't the heart to tell Smell that could never be so I lied & gave