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Yes,it was.He wore it jauntily like he though Gangsta's did.Moving his stiff behind back & forth in faux syncopation.The Clown's fell over laughing, Charon was adopted. His orange -
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& those 7 cat lives came in handy, for her life with his six other wives was no catnip treat.She was the Sunday wife after all & despite his tomcatery, Sunday was his day of rest.
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Anon,a review written by the shy. He clicked to update.Surely Lily would see it & guess, it was he who wrote the effusive review of her curdling rancid soy brew.His stomache gurgl
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There are only two of us and we use birth control. Oh I've just discovered a pregnant vole. The population of this island is currently three. I mean, its
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had aphasia.Quickly Mom put Dad's hat on her lap to try to put out the fire. Meanwhile the cat's fiery tail lit my Dad's fishing rod & a sack with some cod. "Dad's rod is on fire &
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invite Mrs.Joneses daughter Josy for dinner, for Josy Joneses & not the greener grass was clearly what I'd been missing! But my father had spied Mrs. Joneses in lingerie & desired
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The alien woman's breasts were actually it's buttocks & the supposed vagina, was one of its feeding maws.A group of aliens slapped their trunks at his error.But they weren't done
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lazy is accurate. My house is just an elevator with a rocker in it. I'm studying rocking in non-inertial reference frames. Newton was wrong, but he did mercury and was truly crazy!
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You ask "How sinister can a cupcake be? Plenty buster! Hornus Hines arranged the cupcakes to look like Cremona Crocker & plowed them at midnite.9 mos later the doe began to rise...
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you with this basket of fruit!" and I grasped a handful & slapped 'em on his chest so hard his heart became purple. He staggered & fell. "and your mother smelled of elderberries."
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the Casino. Betting a cockroach for the chance of winning a mouse. I saw a further wager of the mouse to get a cat in my future. My plan to attain superhuman lifeforce was foiled
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Crow Princess Murdered Roadkill Henderson, nodded her yellow beak. The pad assembled Crow's Nest Ornithos 1, and they settled in for a long caw of conquest as the vultures circled.
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Chad resolves to write the stupidest story ever. What's super stupid? A story with no plot? A story with no hero? A story with no location. All of the above he decides. Never upon
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there were only two of them. Where was the boss who'd done the hit on his Mom? They were wearing long trench coats and meant business, but he did too. He adjusted his wig & skirt
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We are all just remote controlled automata, with nary an unbriddled thought.All the bad that we do is no more meaningful than the good,the strings of fate are what makes us puppets
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Harvey, the stow-a-way Hobo selflessly caught the stream of bootleg whiskey seeping into the sub in his mouth. The other sailors were too caught up in admiration to stop him lighti
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the blind worms grubbed beneath the scalding black smokers, legions of blind crab marched, and the fearsome and loathsome siamese anglers waited to ambush him. Fish fight!
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was monophony in A minor." "Hold your kidneys" I piped in. "I'm sure we can locate your organ if you'll just describe the register and make, and send in your organ donor card." "
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surprised how difficult it is to make the stuff what with global warming & all.." Then one of the crowd yelled back at the voice from on high: "Global warming's a crock!
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what if the dice were real turds? And ossified, irregular polygons? Each time you rolled the dice a piece might break off altering the probabilities. Truly a crap game! A casino