Finished Folds (161—180)
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2Sure 'nuff the star υ in constellation Andromeda was marked with 家, but I found it suspicious Saki's aliens ate Soba, wrote japanese & lived under Tokyo Bay. "Honto desu Billsan!"
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7Oh YES! Go to the Falls!! Grab a cab and spend $50 as he shows you the town. Be sure to visit a nearby winery and taste a perfect crop of Ice Wine!!!
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7At midnight beams of the moon played through the trees & the shadows came to life, the King of Fairies appeared, inspected the vials & pancakes & said what about syrup you sap?
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3My worst fears realized, a spearpoint wedding to a slimy monster. When the Chief said "You will now kiss the bride" I nearly fainted from the halitosis but the Wedding night
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4What's that? If you hear any more of my clap trap you'll turn me in for story loitering? Well I'lll say! That's mighty rude of you. Why I do have a mind to shut up just to show you
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5nice hat for her head which he planned to have stuffed & mounted above his mantlepiece. "Your soon-to-be-former Majesty would look mighty fine in Uncle Fitz' bowler!"
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4Pampus said "No no, This is a hard to understand reindeer dialect, but i think it said your love's like a four-leafed clover!" Crampus' mood swung up like the deer's musical speech
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5Her massive thighs strained & bulged as she shifted the appliance against the door. Ofcourse he'd spied on her & knew she shaved her legs twice a day. He had a leg shaving fetish.
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3The global hot flashes were from man made emissions, but Earth was in denial. After sometime though the bulge at her equator was too obvious to hide.
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2That revved up his libido, so he lambadad to her joint muy rapido.She crushed some ice,tamped it twice & they blended & shook but her name was Mojita & he woke covered in hickitas.
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4Butters was Republicant's bottle-nosed retriever dolphin. When Butters went mad the last sentient intelligence on Earth extinguished & the aliens redesigned the planet & moved in.
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3oOton invasions from OouUter SpaAa@cçe!!! Once the three stars merged into the trident formation, the woOtons would land on Devils Tower and... No, wait that's a different movie
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1When the ice queen gives me the cold stare, I get the shivers. I wondered if I touched my tongue to per popsickle legs, would
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3dini's escape hatches into his houses letting him slip into other universes where I'd failed to stop him. I disguised myself as a plumber & attached his pipes to a black hole
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4"We are the food products, we are the condiments, we are the ones you put on your whole wheat so you can keep on going! There's a choice you're making.You could be saving our lives
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1Yes we did the mashed potato & inflate our cheeks, the respirator, the horizontal elevator, the machu picachu catch-you-later. 9 Months later she gave birth to a half toaster, half
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4But my Teddy Bear who was actually a quadrapedal cellulose-mattered extraterrestrial with serious tear duct issues, and a home planet turned to carbon cinder, kept up his sob story
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5Bill said Ms Sally would never fly again.O how he wept.After the OP she started therapy,gradually gaining the ability to waddle endearingly. He fell in love with her quack all over
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5Terminal velocity. I fell at 180 mph.Fortunately I had an out of body experience just before impact & landed in a yogi meditating on the peak of Kangchenjunga while in the outhouse
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4the Clown could see the warning signs. He used his act under the Big Top to warn the public before it was too late. He wore oversized suits and orange makeup. What Creepy failed to