Finished Folds (5461—5480)
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4He advises me that Pet Rocks are completely out of fashion. I should try to work in a Chia pet so I water my fold and sure enough after a few days it sprouts a number of storylines
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6It was the last I saw of them as the shell hardened around me. The carnies had one of the elephants sit on the egg gently to keep it warm & I became a popular circus sideshow.
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3but their Aussie shows "Reality Drag Queen Outback Walkabout","Dirk Diggler does Darwin" & "Toxic Trouser Snakes:Tourniquetes of Love" ratings were dropping so they gave it a go.
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4lapping up frying grease was one way to produce really slimy hairballs that smelled of french fries. We recycled them into the Chicken McNuggets & noone new the difference.
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2and up through the ground came a troubling brood, covered in oil, black mold, & lactating too,Texas banshees,hillbilly Kinfolk &Grannie too & gave 'em a heap of zombie hospitality!
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4r 1 passed the Oort cloud & NASA stopped monitoring the probe with the deep space network & missed the change in its trajectory caused by planet X. The aliens were waiting
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4Turns out Wonka hired out Oompa Loompas for temp work. Hot chocolate direct from tap for the whole town. A month later I couldn't imagine starting my day without a chocolate bath
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5this time she caulked the lollipop with heavy duty boat sealant and then anodized it with a layer of titanium. Let's see the owl lick his way to the center of that.
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5aker was an old model & reacted to microwaves, car keys, mobile phones and other stuff that wasn't around yet when he got it. Maybe all that exercise is why he lived to be 100.
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3"Tragedy or Travesty". It was Rebecca's kids.Just as she had bragged they were dressed as the "Calamities". Dakota was Nuclear Power,Sierra Global Warming & Yosemite Overpopulation
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6Owen's omnipotent octagenarian opponent owned our odious oaf. Testosterone tainted test tubes tipped the titanic tournament to the titleholders
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5wondered how they found out about his Arachnophobia.He was paralysed from the legs down as the hairy beast made its way up the bedsheet towards him. He imagined it's eight eyes saw
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3she'd flipped everyone off their barchairs. Security came into the casino bar & removed her. The casino boss Jackson sent his wife to a doctor who diagnosed her with hyperhormonal
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5Frank replied "Looking forward to C'ing you ;-) 8= ...". He was a spam-mail junkie. The seedier the proposal the harder it was to resist. Ofcourse he used his bosses account.
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1bumping mad motorists didn't disuade me as I hopped from hood to hood with my motorized moonwalkers. I dented dodges, shattered chevies and totalled toyotas
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7The grue's heart grew 2 sizes too large. It is now faithful to you. You own an orange, a coconut shell and a faithful grue. You may continue east or turn south where it smells like
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4He was attaching braces to the pumpkins teeth. "Ding Dong." He went to the door & opened "Trick or Treat!" He handed out toothbrushes. "They're sonic screwdrivers for your teeth"
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2I jumped off the balcony and into the thicket below. Looking up I saw him learing down at me with the tiki mask and the stone adz. He let out another screech and
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6My son finished raking leaves into a big pile & then abandoned it, explaining the bogey man under there swallowed his football. I smiled inside but the next day my car was missing
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3My son finished raking leaves into a big pile & then abandoned it, explaining the bogey man under there swallowed his football. I smiled inside but the next day my car was missing