Finished Folds (5481—5500)
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5with macrame jailbirds & waiting when the police arrived. The Spinsters put fear into the heart of the criminals of the city. Their spinning bobbins & creaking wheels
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3money.He liked invoking WMDs to solve problems.His advisors explained Nigeria is the fastest growing world economy & supplied 10% of the US's oil so he just learned to delete spam.
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3& had to ditch the Hitchcock cinema's drapes. When the old theater closed, he'd thought they were the perfect souvenir but the final film "Tarantula" was still fresh in his mind.
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3a basket which was attached to a hot air balloon. I threw a dog & scarecrow out to gain height & was soon high above Munchkinland. Turned out there really was "No place like home".
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6"Knock knock"."Who is it?" "It's the Plumber I've come to fix the sink."..."Knock knock"."Who is it?" "It's the Plumber I've come to fix the sink." She hesitated. She hadn't called
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5Edgar Rice Burroughs,Ray Bradbury,&H.G.Wells.Ray offered a green liquor & Edgar extolled the charms of Martian women.Turns out a Mars story is worth an afterlife on the Red planet.
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8She was at the tatoo parlor having his name removed. It was how all her relationships ended & often the most painful part she thought sardonically. She was faithful to her tatooist
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6'Twas the night before Halloween, when all through the mansion. Not a creature was stirring, not even Mr. Asp the mortician.
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5I decided to make the best of it and did a swashbucketing rendition of singing in the rain and got a standing ovation. My luck that it was tradition at the year end school play.
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1you managed to keep long enough to give me career advice?" Gorby'd had enough capitalist insolence from Fred & did a little Perestroika on his face with the Nobel Peace Prize
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2I'd been squatting in old Cagliastro's condemned mansion keeping his ghost company.I'd barricaded the door with halbards and the moldering victorian sofa.The police mike squalked,"
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5and winked ;-). Uiop questioned his frivolity & slashed out at Qwerty pounding her fists on his keyboard, exclaiming "Dash has escaped!". Qwerty was nonplussed & his colon ulcer
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2gave the drink some extra tang.Henry's drink was popular among the camping protesters on Red Square, keeping them warm in the bitter nights & giving them courage before the tanks
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5After the background check at the Pearly Gates , he signed the forms and received his wings, halo and standard issue harp, but what he really wanted was a saxophone.
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5I figure Trixie'd have me back if I could show I was a real man, and hitchhiked across the country to her Appalachian home to rough it in the wilderness with a survivalist cookbook
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2hymenealy virtues, after all hadn't he just praised them in the sermon? I didn't feel that Grace was undeserving in any case. "Nothing my sparrow, I was just praising the Almighty
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3considering it was irregular,this made for pretty unpredictable contact with her otherwordly visitor. She tracked her temperature in her diary,but his aura created unexpected havoc
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3That was Joey's explanation. The teacher looked doubtfully at Joey standing at his desk in his birthdaysuit. The girls were all giggling because he had an inny, not an outy
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6A scarecrow, a lion, and a tin woodsman walk into a bar. The tin woodsman orders a pint of oil, the scarecrow asks for a haymaker, and the lion requests a
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4flat & corrugated this evening. Laverne,why don't you come down to my cabin this evening & keep me warm". He grasped her by the arm & went to stoke the boiler with her. First mate