Finished Folds (5701—5720)
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2I'd uttered a completely out of date salutation and was now ostracized. I had no choice but to join a looser's clique. Marvin the Moocher grinned & squinted at me through horn-rimm
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1shards of glass with during the dreadfully boring speeches of Chief Iwilawotekanjwe. Avoiding hamburger tongues kept us occupied,but the noise irritated Mthulthu, the Chief's Body
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6was setting in from the frequent wheelie popping when he was suddenly interrupted by the Ghurvtin invasion. Why did this always happen?
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4arms, multiple penises. Well that part wasn't true.Actually we had a detachable penis attached to one arm called a hectocotylus. Once the ladies had this, they didn't need the rest
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5.I bought the lamp at the estate sale of the late Aleksy Abbadonski.Rather than lighting up things it casts a shadow when I turn it on.My asphyxiation fantasies are one of a litany
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2ion for highest paying customer. Usually it was one of the sentient flux waves inhabiting the dark matter islands near the m80 cloud. They gave him the creeps but he needed his fix
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4depressed the trigger on his fincuff deploying the Frisee beam.Phazon not expecting Jherek to regenerate so fast found himself entwined in the leafy buckeyball. The sinister seacow
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3wriggle & jiggle & wriggle inside him. He'd swallow three lizards from a bottle of three lizard liquor hoping the lizards would swallow the tequila worm that wriggled & jiggled &
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5Oscar the Grouch popped out of the next can and griped,"How's a Grouch supposed to get any sleep around here? Take your cape & monocle and beat it, get lost & scram in that order!
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6wife. She figured she'd inherit the car if he died and would be glad to be rid of the fool of a husband to boot. She told him it was a fancy texan tie and helped him put it on.
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4his sorrow turned into bloodthirsty anger. He wanted revenge: grasping a staplegun and bunsen burner, he hunkered down under the bleachers waiting for the graduates to arrive.
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1We dove off the coast of Šventoji. The nets had pulled up small chunks of amber. Sonar indicated a dome shaped structure. The Princess Jūratės palace of amber was within my grasp!
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0Zombies, Mummies, Nosferatu ... of all the slow moving monsters, the Weresloth was the slowest. He'd hang from a branch camouflaged with moss waiting for the smell of his prey
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0The thought hadn't fully materialized. He stopped chewing his gum to concentrate better. He took it out and looked at it. It was shaped like a brain and was thinking his thoughts!
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5(actually, it was just on the other side of the railroad tracks) there lived a beautiful princess locked in a tower by an evil witch (actually it was Ugly Ernie locked in jail by
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7When Starfleet was bought up my Starbuck's in a corporate merger, Cap. Kirk reasoned "Star"bucks was into space exploration. He relayed orders to Bones who said, "Dammit Jim, I'm a
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4consisted of future members of the board from Fannie Mae. They'd recently awarded a little pig who'd built his house from straw & hadn't learned their lesson. To be continued...
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4on the Surströmmingy breezes you'll experience at Helter-Shelter. My olfactory lobe was melting as we spoke and I was too feeble to complain when he handed me the key to the shack.
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4When my gooey interdimensional essence dripped into the puddle it experienced a critical point & crystallized into a fractal Ryman geometry which was all the rage in 5010 A.D.
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4I deyilaer taht dredrom dah tsac a emit lasrever lleps dna lla ym sthguoht devom sdrawkcab ni emit. yb gnikat eno llams pets drawkcab gnisu ym leseid klawnoom stoob I koot a tnaig