Finished Folds (5681—5700)
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4?It was an unholy alliance between me & Father O'Leary but his fire &brimstone preaching would fill the bar &if the world didn't end I promised to donate a percentage to the parish
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7It was pointed and green and seemed to be listening to his approaching steps. Drak stamped on the ear. He heard a loud shout from a curtain at the back of the room.
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6Bakersfield &while Timmy was waiting for replacement parts to be delivered, the Devil decided to tempt him. He told Timmy the afterlife policies he sold weren't amortizing
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5He referred me to a little book called "Flatland".I read the square's adventure & my limited range of motion didn't disturb me.I started a club for flat people with gingerbread man
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5A fellow in the back got up and came to the front of the bar wearing a black t-shirt with an equation on it. I realized it was a closed form expression for the grand unified theory
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5Jovian system Costco card. "I'm afraid we can't accept this card. It's only valid beyond the Asteroid belt." said Jezikara. The winged cephalopod turned violent pink
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5The germanium canvas-dimmed midday dusk weighed more heavily than usual on my mood.I made an exception & took a 5000 Lux bath at a light bar on the way home. I joined the antisolar
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5tell the future. She began to have violent premonitions. Apocalyptic revelations wracked her being. Before she died she wrote what she foresaw here: http://foldingstory.com/9g8a1/
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6I just took the drug with the altered molecular structure. I thought it would boost my intelligence: instead I'm having visions of the future. I'll die and take the formula with me
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6He was part dingo part kangaroo -an Outback mutant from the Nullabor Plain.I tried to duck & weave but his canine footwork was too fancy.The transvestites jeered.I was on the ropes
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5to break out in song,"Your PRECIOUS,& PRECOCIOUS,& you know what makes a Wraith blush,you make Gollum tell his LIES,You attract Saurons roaming EYE.Frodo,Legolas & Gothmog sang the
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4perVERsion,FORnication&dePRAVity! Supernun flowed on screen in old fashioned habit holding Wooden Ruler.Have you been GOOD?"she intoned.I gasped in recognition turning up the volum
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3loved.Prof. Wilkins and his wife had adopted me when my mother left for Frisco.I'd warned Wilky the Tesla transmitter was dangerous.Now they were toast. I had the plans in my robe
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3I gunned it in front of my girlfriends house to impress her but the muffler whistle hit a tone that shattered all their windows. Her dad, local Prez of the NRA was not amused
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6So she used her toothbrush which was ELECTRIC, and the brushing was FRIGHTFULLY HECTIC and the foam started SEETHING and he suddenly stopped BREATHING! Oh yeah
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5We dove off the coast of Šventoji. The nets had pulled up small chunks of amber. Sonar indicated a dome shaped structure. The Princess Jūratės palace of amber was within my grasp!
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1I'd worked my way from snails up to frogs legs. My friend Gaston smiled winningly."It tastes best raw. Cooking ze Foie Gras eez tragique". I swallowed. Next stop the parasitologist
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3THIS TOILET BOWL SENSOR FOR MEASURING FLOW VELOCITY, ACIDITY, AND BACTERIAL DENSITY IF YOU ACT NOW. OPERATORS STANDING BY. I couldn't care less about the LED toilet paper, bbbut
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9gradually spreading it's root system into the foundation of the market building, sending shoots into the shelving, & brooding over avenanthramide, kasha & mansaf but mostly human
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5But that was nothing compared to the elephant squash. It started with the smaller vegetables & worked its way through his tubers swelling to barrel size. Barney tried composting it