Finished Folds (5741—5760)
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3onto my forehead. I jerked my head up and realized it wasn't sweat, it was drool.
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4if he'd like a therapy session as I handed him my card. My clientele were all high profile corporate mascots: from Aunt Jemima to Snuggle, neurosis came with the job. Kool-Aid Man
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2"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust", kept going through my head as I repeatedly washed the bony remains from my fingers.
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1& sour taste that made me nostalgic for high school days,when I'd exchange pussy discharges with my acneed girlfriend. I'd saved a purple wattled ambition zit for her 16th birthday
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3party animal. He was just there 'cause his mom took him with her when she followed the Reverend to Jonestown. The Kool Aid man could see he wasn't hip to the plan & took him aside
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2"Witches & Warlocks,leeches & hemlock, why is our friend Ragnarök here in his bedsocks?" Sure'nuf Ragnarök the giant was still wearing bedsocks with gianormous holes. Roald laughed
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3for a blunderbuss filled it with acorns, tamped it down with a healthy charge of Gams homemade gunpowder, & headed into the woods looking for the cottage with the corpse candles
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5boy does this beef jerkey taste funny. Doesn't tast beefy at all. What kind beef jerky is this the Sasquatch is trying to feed me? Is that a lip?
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4eat all the pop tarts. 6. watch cartoons all morning. 7. Read Siss's diary. 8. Hey, wait a minute . Siss wrote she & Matty kissed in the closet. Eww... I thought Matty was my best
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4getting out on doing something while the sun is up. How many sunrises and sunsets have I got after all? Lessee - say 80 years times 364 days, oh wait leap years so its 364 1/4.
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2bagel and toaster-fighters bearing down on me. I was intent on saving Princess Muffin and her escort of refurbished riding vacuum cleaners. Their escapepod plummeted to the planet
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3gnawed his putrid flesh, took his woven grass cloak, leather vest & fought the driving snow but perished. My mumified remains mystified scientists 6000 yrs later. My name is Oetzi.
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3there was an enormous slug. It's slimy secretions covered me. It's jellylike mass rolled over me & I felt like I was suffocating, but then I remember the salt pellets in my pocket
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1their fish-laden ships which were sinking into the ocean - for you see that was the fishes plan all along. After overfishing had nearly wiped them out they were intent on revenge
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4live on in the lives of other people after I died. On the third day I'd rise and hang with my buds at our fave pizza place. My friend Tom would poke his finger in my side & check
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5ripe Pineaple. There was a bird of paradise sitting in the tree guarding the fruit but if you ate it
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3make them serve pizza during classes which would all be outside during good weather. P.E. would be all afternoon. Instead of principal, I'd be called King Kong & wear a robe made o
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3I can't face the music-less world. It's so drab and quiet, so I hummed a bit. There was an echo, so I picked up a couple sticks and played patty wack on an old steel drum
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5what would happen if I put no effort into it. But the innocuous little fold I started, began to mutate sprouting tentacles, claws & a badly tuned clarinet. Then clarinet played
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3beach was covered with them all marching toward the bathers in step chanting "hue hue hue hue". They were tiny shrimp but their sheer number was overwhelming.