Finished Folds (5761—5780)
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1but they were just men in furry winter coats & big galoshes. I was relieved, but then they came for me & tied me to a toboggan with hemp rope: they were the Tobbogan Bandits!
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2started seeing those tiny white stars you see when you get up too fast but this time they didn't go away. They formed a swarm and started to spiral like tiny galaxies
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1Just as I cackled "All your base are belong to us!" Mr. Summers grabbed the scruff of my shirt and lifted me off the cafeteria bench. Mr. Summers used to be a professional football
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2I noticed the little wires holding our ship up.Then Spock's ears fell off, & I caught the guys saying "Shhsh" behind the sliding doors to the Bridge & realized the 5 yr. mission
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4When he pulled me out, I was from head-to-toe the most stunningly deep azure requiem dream blue. I went to a Blue Man Group performance and sat in the front row.
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6mannequins nearly indistinguishable from the usual retail gals. They wore the same garish lipstick,white nails & palid layer of foundation. They were insidiously taking over malls
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3My assistant made a plaster mold of the fist impression for my collection. If it turned out well I'd have it bronzed & put it in my "Chuck N. makes impression on youth" museum.
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6I started adding to folds & found it was addicting, but then it was already too late. I neglected housework, personal hygiene & social contacts. My moral end was nigh.
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8Since his fiancée wanted to eat in the famous Chez Derrida, he pretended to enjoy the uncooked egg salad ingredients, but when the Garçon brought in a cow and a bunch of grapes
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7returned wearing a mustache and a different hat, but Prof. Xavier saw through his disguise and rejected his application again, so Mr. Potatohead shot gibberrellin and grew enormous
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5Among the Quidach, emotions played out on the skin with chromatophoric cells. It's normal to know what others are feeling. So my chromatanemia really did make me feel invisible.
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2Oh Toto, if only we'd followed the Glindas advice and stayed on the yellow brick road." Toto couldn't wait 'til I was dead & started gnawing my ankles. Fortunately the Tin woodsman
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4An ancient legend says that Khepera the scarabbeetle god laid his golden egg in "Djerbil". He who swallows the egg whole in life will be reborn if his body is buried in a dungheap"
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3Meanwhile downstairs Mr. Farley tied rope around a light fixture & a noose around his neck.Her singing finally drove him over the edge. He kicked away the chair but the old plaster
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4"Brains on Wheels" with vats of pickled brains from the neuroanatomy lab was another stillborn business plan. Any zombie will tell you: Nothing beats the taste of a thinking brain!
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3Peewee, whose cranium was a pepquino melon. Then there was Sid who's skull was a bitter melon, but all of us grew from one vine, and were family.
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2He used to hum "Lovely Rita" just before he dispatched his victim latex gloved. This was the only lead Det. Manatee had on the meter maid murderer. MMM'd always invite them to tea
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5"Take the plunge", read the link in the email. A large arrow pointed at the link enticingly. Little did I know the spiral of events that would unfold should I comply. I clicked it.
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3Corky the Cockroach had a confounding conundrum. He hated germs, filth, & fouling food. While other roaches waded into the resaurant's raunchy remains, he gingerly picked pristine
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3education mobile". The driver's ed teacher would have a funny surprise when he got back from potty. Wilbur & Ducky made it do a wheely . But mongoloid Marty did the best trick