Finished Folds (5861—5880)
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6through my felt hat and lodged in my skull. I felt the blood oozing out of the hole & plugged it with my finger. It looked like I was doing a party trick with the hat. I felt silly
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615 minutes in Hell? He decided to take a ride on the "Inferno rollercoaster". When he sat down in his car there weren't any seat belts. Before he could complain the rollercoaster
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4"get groovy". When he'd practiced online enough, he put on his best plaid shirt and corduroy bell bottoms, and headed down to the bar. His timing was perfect Retronerds were in.
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4stop the vehicle. Leftie & Rightie wanted to shift to neutral & hit the breaks, but the middle teddyhead said "The babies possessed by B'chuck! We need a
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5Nimm liked the primal solitude of his island & intended to keep it that way but cold brewskis and a few boozy bimbos would make a welcome diversion. He decided to waylay the cruise
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5He became sullen. His wife was the social butterfly who thrived at these soirées. Weinerslav got the hooch out of the liquor cabinet uncorked and drank it slung over his elbow.
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3Anjinsan, downed the ice cold ginger beer and belched. He saw a movement behind the Fusuma and quietly grasped the hilt of his wakizashi.
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3Bunga Bunga petting queen." She feigned innocence and said "What kind of animal is a Bunga Bunga? Is it an endangered species?" Silvio, the silver-tongued
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3like the ferrari and the hot chicks "camouflage" to keep people from guessing that he called Higgins "Master" and that "Robbin's Nest" was actually a leather and chains dungeon.
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5"Risibility"? There's a word I'd never heard. I googled "The ability or tendency to laugh." That's what I like about "News of the World". The reader's edification. Such a shame it
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5bracers. I roundhoused the five french hens into a cloud of feathers and mcnuggets and was feeling pretty sure of myself when I was dive bombed by a squadron of six geese a laying
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6He had a little goatie and was still clutching a pale. Mister Darcy's "playful" bite marks decorated his head."What the ???" It was the beginning of the garden gnome invasion
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5read the fortune: "You will be obducted by aliens and obtain special powers". Not your typical fortune. That night I left the window open, Roswell was having a spell of hot weather
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7It wasn't doing too well, the salty tears had leeched most of the minerals out of the soil, & it's branches hung sadly at it's sides like a great weeping willow. He decided to hang
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5peed on the evil mailman's leg to mark his territory. Spot buried the tainted muffin in the backyard with the other "gifts" & the collection of credit cards, remotes, and car keys
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7But the dog knew perfectly well and dug two holes in the yard & scraped two half critical mass into them. He started working on the trigger mechanism. Bob said "Oppie, dang it!
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7the usual pathetic depressing emo dreams like realizing he'd forgotten to wear pants to school and hoping noone would notice and then realizing noone noticed him anyway. Stan's gir
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6a rat's ass about this touchy feely art class shit they offer at the penitentiary I guess I should have picked a different title. If I was tryin' to get on the warden's good side
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5wig & lipstick,ditching bra pads.The estrogen had worked. He hit play mimicking her moves.They wanted JF? He'd give'em JF! Simmon's bootleg DVDs were only given away by his crotch.
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4The one's who made things disappear, & equipment malfunction, people lose their balance, and numbers not add up. We were living in a perfect world, but the asynchronous denizens