Finished Folds (5841—5860)
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4that she only slept with conscientious objectors and draft dodgers during the vietnam war as a form of protest and that you were just her type.
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6He smiled a crooked little smile & left the holodeck for a certain cabin in third deck. Deanna was still in "the phase". But Q had other plans: while she slept he swapped her mind
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5dictate my life outside of the garage. She had a tenacity & grip strength I cherished, but I had other tools in my belt. Alice (my best wrench) was jealous & made me kill my wife
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3mistake in his life when he dropped the rum bottle & grabbed hold of the line. Usually Pa would have finished his tug on the bottle. He was yanked into the water by a 9 ft crock
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6It was a lot easier than finding waterproofed sugar shingles. I just placed an add in personals reading:"Seeking 80+ practicing wiccan tennant for split-level g-bread, working oven
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3I stamped on the ant at the edge of our picnic blanket and felt better. We cracked two beers & gorged ourselves on a KFC 9 piece. Meanwhile, in near-earth orbit, Queen Formicon 5
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3finisher with my special sauce". But Aunt jen recognized the taste of long pork & suspected her husband of a ghastly deed. She could hardly explain what piqued her suspicion since
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1of Caesiumfrankolithicmixialubidiumrixidexidixidoxidroxide! Clever soviet scientists took the secret of Lenin's embalming chemistry to their graves. Unfortunately upon contact with
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4have to brush twice as many teeth as your average one-headed bloke. Mind you, I let leftie brush his own teeth. But he cuts corners & has bad breath. Getting a date with a bird
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3Madonna had strode down the carpet before her wearing the same dress.Even the babies were identical twins with those in Lady Gaga's dress. The ensuing catfight became a baby brawl
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5side the tauny loins of a moose. It's an old swedish home remedy for hairloss. The only problem is finding a moose that will stand still long enough for me to insert my head.
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2Actually, it sounds a lot like that game "Clue". A few too many clichés. Let's start over. "It was a bright & sunny day." Okay... "The mailman rang thrice. Sign for a package Miss?
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2Nasa finally settled on the foop tube propulsion as a cost saving measure. Mr. Simpson had not passed the physicals until they looked at his cc gas/burito specs. The flight to mars
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7and swallowed as i'd been taught. It was the english way. Pooh piped in. "What about her honey pot? Won't it still be sticky?"
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16Start stocking up on rogaine®, Viagra® & pepto for the retirement years. 23. Count number of hairs left in my "barcode". 24. Have my will drawn up so that no good cheating tramp
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4Why this limit of 180 characters? How am I supposed to build a character? And what's up with the 3 min time limit? Sorry, I can't do it. Writer's block is hell.
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3on 2nd thought if you're not going to try, why bother? I closed my foldingstory account & returned to my office cubicle to sorted my xerox 'smile' collection. Everyone was happier.
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5They said they had a few questions to ask me, and they wouldn't accept short answers. Before I could claim my Miranda rights, the strapped me to a chair & singed a few nose hairs
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6taxing the manager's patience. He was used to hiring employees from societies fringe on minimum wages, but the oddballs she was attracting were bad for business, especially the guy
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5piece of his shirt and dabbed my eyes dry. This was the beginning of a torrid wordless affair with my bosses dry-cleaning lady who spoke only chinese