Finished Folds (5941—5960)
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2Zombie U as members of the first graduating class affectionately called the decrepit compound was the Ivy League school attended by all the upper eschelon zombie intelligencia
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4I'm what you call an hacker-for-hire . While on a job to hack Sony's new Wii projects, I hit the motherload when I discovered the "Wii-X" games never intended for the mass market
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1The Cristo' jellyfish installation on the Golden Gate was a hit with tourists but the plastic tarps weren't properly fastened & had suffocated many terns. The Anticristos vowed
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7Letter floated into his hands. Being Postman for Gandalf the Garrulous had it's perks. He could still do parlor tricks. GG opened the letter from Treebeard & raised a bushy brow
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5a moose lept through it and landed on the cello case on the back seat. I stepped on the gas & made a U-turn into the opposite lane. Lights & sirens came on behind me
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5the hole I cut in the barbed wire I edged across the road and climbed into the waiting car. I could hear the hounds. An Assange Angels was behind the wheel. She gave me a wink and
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5escalator shoes what made him look so tall. In reality he had impossibly short legs. He was like a human Dachshund. He was my hero. I looked up to him, but at his autopsy
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3don't Herb and Bush get along? Herb is a slick operator with a wardrobe of plaid suites and deadbeat clients. I'm Bush's PR assistant. He couldn't talk his way out of of a
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4"I'll see you in Hell O'Leary". She should have left the plane when the flight attendants began showing passengers how to strap themselves into the peddles powering the propellers
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1and smelled like fast food grease. All the other planets had made an effort: Saturn had lost a ring, Pluto'd gained weight,but only to make planet category again. Zalgo was pissed
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3at least that's what he thought. He started rummaging through his drawers. What does a male prostitute wear to attract attention? He didn't have the goods to do the "tranny" thing.
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5air duct grating. The sounds were coming from there and it smelled of incense. He stepped on the chair and poked his head inside
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9was a chalk-drawn figure on the pavement. Huh? He was floating above a crime scene & his dead body was in the center. He'd been living in a cardboard box. Who'd kill a homeless guy
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3CIA surveillance had closed the net and rounded up the stooges. We had to clear out. I shaved my head & donned the hare krishna robe and removed the grating from the air duct
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3made lumbering giants of us all. After a few weeks of crashing cities like Godzilla got to be old
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4B'chugerroth, or B'chuck as we like to call him commanded that we help him enslave the modern masses. So we printed T-shirts with "I'm a slave for B'chuck" and opened a booth at
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5"My Dear Sir, We have decided that Charles is not a proper Heir. We have decided to name the Heir by Divine Providence. You have answered the phone & you are now Heir of the Realm.
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4at least in the Greek cruiseship community.He did his best to hide his Turkish roots until a night when the ouzo flowed too freely & he asked for another Raki & then yelled "
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3But his semiotic dictionary was wired differently. He was a "Fruity" disciple & expected the 2nd coming of the Divine Priestess of Fertility. He interpreted her obscene gesture
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4My jaw went slack. "I thought there was no beginning? What about imaginary time & oblate space-time histories?" Hawking was full of surprises. He replied, "I had a near death