Finished Folds (5941—5960)
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3f his oregono joint stimulated imagination? Maybe it was the ghost of his mother displeased with what he was doing? His father'd buried her up here under the old stump
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3The plane did a few sudden vertical drops and the stewardess (can one still say that?) ended up in my lap. "I am a plane psychologist!", I said. "Lead me to the cockpit"
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6my bacon grease powered lighter. I smiled broadly at the vegan hippie boyfriend of my little Trixie through the flames. "You want to marry her? Fine. Then eat this."
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6universe into existence as a sudsy beer bubble.
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2to prove to my dad George Sr. that I could uphold family tradition. The Frats final test involved used pantyhose and running water. This experience came in handy during my 1st term
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11He got the starring role as "'unchback 'iggins" and was elated. He began practicing leaving the "h" off the start of every word & it became a habit. This proved to be disastrous
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4is your sphincter the warp gate to a rodent convention?". She laughed & spurted beer from her nose. The party game to come up with euphemisms for sexual perversions was a success.
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6I met Miss Abelia B. Codu. When I said "Abelia, animalistic amorous action are an antidote against apathy." She replied, "Beastial Carnal Deliberations Excite Female Genitals".
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3I was convinced, but really didn't want to verify it. It was like the time a guy sitting next to me on a transcontinental flight kept fumbling with "his remote" under the blanket
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2Scarn wrote a limmerick about it: "A mysterious boy named Rex, ate chili pie and got a hex, his flatulant powers lasted for hours,
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7Cold because I live in the Yukon and shock because I live in remote wilderness. My first thought was a Grizzly, but the claw marks on the cabin door were too big.
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8Dmitri worked his way up from petty trollage to head of an internet crime syndicate with spoofing, skimming, & phishing. Little did the syndicate know "Fat cat" really was a cat
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2Michael Scarn, clad in a striped full body condom and armed with a water blaster filled with antispermicide. He pump actioned and sprayed the brothel
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3Her glasses shot upward and clinked onto my supercon magnet coil device. I cackled evilly and we prepared for the heist of the century:
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5Then I took a double-take. The penny wasn't bent, it was melting and the quarters were starting to curl as well. I looked up and exclaimed, "Now make a giraffe burn!"
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3He explained that our galaxy is a giant plate of gaseous ravioli bathed in special milky way sauce. Sherpa Boi Yardee served us a bowl of spaghetti & took us on an astral journey
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1Suzie happily obliged. He fit right in with other abused Greek mythological creatures at her shelter. However when the Minotaur poked Polyphemus who was recovering from eye surgery
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3The Greatest Show on Earth?", he yelled. The clowns meanwhile tried to distract the sated lion with balloon animals. The audience thought it was a joke, but the other lions
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5The police will never believe this. What have I got to loose". He packed his ukelele, the Hawaiin shirts she loathed, and the Don Ho LPs, and took a flight to Honolulu.
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4storm of sparks when lit. But that was just to entertain. To time-travel with my Baskerville pipe, I blew a large smoke ring which opened a portal to another time & stepped through