Finished Folds (5961—5980)
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4The Keevils supplied the Overlord Sauropod with the One Cookie to rule those who had tasted the Keevil cookies. Unfortunately on the way through Smurfwood the Keevils were waylayed
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4his hairgel ignited and he spontaneously combusted over Death valley. Cut to scene 3: Jed & Bill listening to crickets while warming their boots at the fire see "The Comet" and
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6Harpreet Singh was a NCY cabbie. He loved his job. His prodigious memory and friendly chattiness made him the best cabbie in the city. He never forgot a face or an address until
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4before they ate it. She'd go to her Dormroom and "put the special ingredient in it". He never found out what that special ingredient was but he married Val despite her corpulance
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3happening!" And in the next moment he wasn't in the Mayo Clinic with his Oncologist anymore. He was on the third plane of Ellysian Prime hunting wormholes from the Scree invasion
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5"I shit my pants again". Except he had no teeth so it came out "I thit my panth again". You took things one day at a time in the retirement home. The one highlight was the mandolin
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6whose population was rapidly decreasing until the winner was determined.The competition was fierce judging on the MurderDeathKillcity Highlights. I turned off the TV & sharpened my
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5his lucky suspenders. He walked out to face the Octopus in front of the Saloon. People scattered and hid. The Octopus was feared because he could draw and fire six shooters at once
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4suction my self onto her naughty bits like the big octopus in that woodcut from Hokusai. I figured she'd dumped me for the guy who lived in a cephalopod due to his way with inkjets
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5& Donald repeated into the microphone "I'm a genius". Trump heard the voice of the hair most of his life & by following it's advise he'd become rich. He told noone the hair talked
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7read the inscription he found on the parchment in the cave near the Dead sea. Rabi Ionas was an impassioned biblical archaelogist. He ran it through google-translator but
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5ers clung tightly to Samanthas rubenesque figure & the broad colorful stripes made her look like a Nana come alive. Margret let the tingling in her groin do the talking & winked at
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6He was a Zen fanatic and did three lines of Matcha before each judo match. He wasn't sure if that counted as doping
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3study whereas materialists are spiritually poor and need a dose of religion. The human conciousness has a lobotomy and I am conducting a neurosociological experiment to repair it
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3the woman mixing pills behind the counter looked like Mrs. Floberst the wife of the pharmacy owner. "Hubert, you look tense. Take one of my fuzzy tranquilizers." she said eyeing
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3some comfort in the fact that my marriage lasted 5 minutes longer than uncle Harvy who'd been caught fornicating live on TV in the background of a news broadcast with
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3A-2, and when the Admiral cried "You sunk mein battleshiff!" The Fuhrer dozing in the 1st row woke up and yelled "Have him shot!". Meanwhile the alies started doing "The Wave"
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6she smirked at his inept attempt. She was a sucker for losers & passed back the fake money along with a post-it with her phone number and winked. He'd be the 3rd counterfeiter she
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3Barbara met Chevy at Museum coffeeshop. He was crying into his latte and Barbara asked him what was wrong. He explained the Art exhibit of abstract photomontage moved him to tears
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3The garter snake was wrapped around the hostesses thigh. I was looking a little higher up which is why I missed it. The horny toad was also distracted and was eaten by the snake.