Finished Folds (6041—6060)
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4Back in high school the smokers were called "grits" and most excelled in classes like "shop" where they tuned their cars, but Phil was different. He played D&D and built computers
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3He'd always kept a professional demeanor with his Employer which helped suppress a latent revulsion over his appearance. Despite the Elephantiatis he couldn't deny that Fred
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3The wise old crow who perched for many years in the hollowed out tree overlooking the Parker farm and watched Hank Parker perform the ghastly deed. When Hank finished burying
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4so we were doomed to Babel incoherently. But then the Wizard's agent signed us up to write texts for the Dadaist Slam Poet, "I am not a Pipe" who rediscovered in us his lost muse.
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3a screech of indignation. What was keeping the Prince? He wasn't just any Dragon after all, he was GODzilla! Just then the Prince sauntered out holding a
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1A bad cut didn't exactly frustrate Guy Henry. Incompetence just kindled laughter. Many nights of postproduction quickened Ray Sims torturous undoing. Velma wasted x-rated Yak Zebra
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4At least that's what all the Bieber-haters thought. But they hadn't counted on Dr. Frankenpepper who had Igor dig up the corpse and bring it to his lab
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2"Girls and Corpses". I knew perfectly well that the depicted corpses weren't authentic having grown up with Gunther von Hagens as a neighbor. I vowed to publish a better mag,
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6"Compared to what? How am I supposed to continue the story now?" Raymond was pretty persnickety at party games. Everyone glared at me. Raymond said, "You know the punishment..."
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1with clay and medicine plants to protect them from the white man's evil spirits. The spirits had killed more than their fire sticks. They approached the dwellings blowdarts ready
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5"I can prove God exists." It was manifestly odd remark coming from a man who'd professed to be an atheist all his life, but when Gordon took me to his laboratory and showed me
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5sailed over the dune and then I heard a hollow "conk". Curiosity peaked, I returning to the rover and drove towards the red flag to see what I'd hit. I had another hour before NASA
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2"Look, Super-strings. See, when they oscillate like this you can visualize quantum gravity." Dr. Hawking stared passed the stringy cheese, but then his speech synthesizer
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3Just then a Chopper swooped over the hillside & two nude PETAtroopers jumped out. As inventor of Hedgehog golf & CEO of GameBoy Safari Tours I was a target of PETAs militant arm.
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2"The Vegan Majority" revoked his membership and ejected him from the meeting. After some soul-searching, he joined a "Crones Disease self-help group. He was preaching to the choir
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3realized that his wife was among the PETA activists and more shockingly still she'd shaved "down there"!
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3all was going well 'til Herman started telling Pachyderm jokes. "Where do elephants with skin problems go?. Pachydermatologists! Get it? Pachy.. derm.." At this point the Elephants
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0The only thing he like better was Hand jive, hand jive, hand jive, doin' that crazy hand jive!
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3Never mind that Sharks have five rows of continuously growing teeth, the Sheik wanted the front tooth of his prize Great White repaired so he called Michael Rutzen, shark-whisperer
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5Then a whole flock surrounded me and began munching my verdant thighs. I thought that this was Helga's vengeance for being excluded from Goat club (http://foldingstory.com/5bfah)