Finished Folds (6021—6040)
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3After their relativistic journey back to an earthlike planet in the year 5239 A.D. Cdr.. Landly, and Mj. Stroganoff discover that an intelligent species of Pachyderm rule
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3At 4 p.m. UPS delivered a heavy crate shipped from Libya. We pried it open and found three casks with Gorgons seal. "Get the mirror ready Minny", I said. "Oh Percy, I'm so excited!
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0forgot to burn the body. Zorg the Zombie didn't like their food and had a taste of dragon.The Zombie-Dragon feasted on villager brain that night and thanked Zorg by eating him last
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3was now nestled in the Plumber's "helper". Sally Titmouse composed a haiku to commemorate the moment. "fresh peachy cheeks, sandwiched in my sink, feel my ancient sting". With that
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2I grabbed the remote and zapped through the channels. By 3 a.m. my lids were drooping through a hair-product infomercial. Suddenly I recognized the guy using the product. "Holy cow
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3but the annoying orange wasn't fazed a bit by Saw's ranting. "Hey, why'd they call you 'Saw'? 'cause you like Sodomy? Hehe get it? Saw...Domy hehehe". Saw busted a spleen and
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6"What's that? Sorry the psychic channel has a lot of static. No, Engels isn't here. He stuck to his principles and ended up in the great proletarian purgatory.
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3Miss White hitched a ride on my Rig just out of Chicago when I was making a run south on I-55 with a load of garden gnomes. By the time we were rolling into New Orleans my payload
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3I was still peeing 10 minutes later, the pleasure of it gave way to boredom and then frustration. After the umpteenth flush, I began to worry and fished for my cell phone
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3cocking it's head to the side then snapped up the amulet! Harry rushed forward, but the crow flew upward in a spiral over Harry's head. Meanwhile the scarecrows mauled remains
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4Just then the daytime sky darkened and B'chuggeroth materialized over the Ferry terminal. "What are YOU doing here?", he bellowed. "This is my Eon!". Cthulhu shrugged a tentacle
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7"Well, it crawled to the center of the room and I felt an overpowering urge to sit on it with legs crossed. That's when this lump grew on my forehead". Manatee inspected the lump
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3a random number. I heard a voice answer "Brewster". I asked whether he'd like to participate in a survey for a chance to win a vacation. "Sure , I got a minute". In my deranged
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3a few glasses of my fart collection to "get into my olfactory zone". I selected a 1995 fart from Bill Maher and another by Yeltsin. The giant woopie cushion stunt was on in 5 min
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6The Geriatric Four was down to three again and interviewing for a fourth team member. Flatumaster leaned over and asked Hotflash, "So what's his superpower?". "He calls himself, "
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0Morton's idea to train in a lead suite turned out to be a good one when he heard the air raid sirens
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3Turned, aimed square at his opponent and pulled the trigger. Out popped a banner and unfurled. "TNT" it said. Ted cursed choosing Bozo as his second and
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2was teased relentlessly. Veruca smelled like garbage all her days and Agustus' svelte figure caused grief in the Gloop family. They were ripe for a class action suit against Wonka
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6climb oto the roof of the buidig. The Thug was i hot pursuit. From the Theater Marquee I pulled a "C" and swiped the rook in rotch. He rouched in pain. His buddy on the fire esape
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3This didn't make the car work any better, but the exhaust was now a steady stream of gerbil pellets with lemon fresh scent, an additional selling point for his ecology-minded