Finished Folds (6121—6140)
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3I explained how Arthur had introduced the concept of "first among equals" and insisted on sitting at the center of the table. Merlin suggested we knights form a union and strike
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3The homeless man didn't put up much of a fight and soon she was rummaging through his cardboard abode. Finally in his pants pocket she found his wallet. The ID said "
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3of the toadstool to watch the battle. The red queen shouted "off with their heads" to encourage them. Alice arrived and called "playing through" before swinging her flamingo
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4you have 5 minutes". They lifted a cheese bell to reveal a vanilla pod, two mangosteen, and an active termite mound. He adjusted his chefs hat and grasped his handheld blender
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3notoriously long-winded and sticklers for protocol. So he made a little joke, "Hugh and only Hugh can prevent florist friars." This bad pun got the Ents so worked up that
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3The home depot clerk slid a screwdriver down the bar towards me and I gulped it down. The people waiting in line behind me all clapped. Next I asked for a drillbit.
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3It's a kind of disease really. And I'm seeing a therapist about it now. I guess I realized I had a problem when I was texting my girlfriend while driving the bus
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4"Hey Toby, have you been hangin' out with hookers in Missoula?", She asked him point blank.
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2had a bacchanalian flashback of the nude orgiastic grape stomping that went into this special bottle of Sauternes. All these years later her noble rot still got him
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1had their stomaches pumped together at the emergency ward. The ice cream's freshness date had expired.
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1Ordinance permanently put her Pede off center. The German sub surfaced and Commander Herbergsvater surveyed the damage. "Sehr gute Arbeit Niedaneben". The Pedopod was destroyed
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0The phone rang. "Hello?". "Hi Frank, you don't mind if I call you Frank d'ya? Sure. Listen Frank, I bet you have problems with loose teeth, aye sport? I've got the product for you
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2I brought it up thinking if I could only bring it back into play I could be a starter but missed the story altogether. "Hey, I said take the Manhatten exit!" The Cabbie replied "
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4out of its gleaming surface. He stepped back into the shadow. It lurched towards the back entrance and disappeared from view. He made for the gun case in the den
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5the smell of sea salt and the froth left behind by waves. The telltale holes in the wet sand and the gritty feel of sand as they burrowed. The beach fire and fresh clambake. Gramps
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3He thought of cackling evilly, but then thought better of it and returned to his Penthouse. He took the express elevator to the TRUMP cave, changed weaves, and told Lashly to ready
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5go and change my shirt which read "Hey! Check out my scrawny limp penis! Isn't it gross?". It was a great laugh-getter at the geeky places I hung out, but Miss "Wide Load" might
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5Fear of snakes, spiders, sharks, dinosaurs, cockroaches, birds, ants, rats, barracuda had all been exploited in the cinema, but my movie would exploit the little known fear of
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3how the red spot was generated. It seemed it was not a natural phenomenon as had always been supposed. Once Scarn reached the center the winds died and his solar sail collapsed
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4Family gatherings were always a nasty business but at Uncle Ed's Wake was worse. We were sitting at the dining room table quarreling when someone started playing footsie with me