Finished Folds (6141—6160)
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1appreciable smoke damage but noone cared. Least of all the bear who'd taken off his head revealing Jackie Chan. The director barked, "Jackie, it's YOU not Hugh for crying out loud
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4attracted the Scooby Zombie but when he saw Shaggy and Fred he turned on them preferring brain snacks. Meanwhile Velma had clawed her way out from under the Vehicle. Her near-sight
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2after a few embarrassing pantsless episodes now wisely chased the trouser bandit wearing skirts. At least the bandits crime spree had changed the old cliche that cops were machomen
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8The kids were quiet but smiling from ear-to-ear when he left them. He never regretted taking the assignment with "Clowns without Borders" even with the risks of entering a warzone
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4"the Hippo timeshare was better..." But at least the cephalopod interior was roomy and sported the promised Olympic swimming pool. My new neighbor Jonah had been around and showed
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5Early morning chinatown: The head of Restaurant-owner Feng Ruilang found in a food display case of The Golden Dugong Restaurant, a case for Detective Jason Manatee
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2weave a bit, but noone paid attention to him. Watson alway collected the rents and visited pubs on Edison at the same time. Holmes that tea totaler would take the rest away
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2, well just because, okay? I got the idea for the name of my anchovy pancake recipe from puttanesca. My hocakes weren't so tasty but just the thing for the mother of all hang-overs
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5harbored dozens of them and they bored her. The animated ghosts on the other hand were more interesting. Hannah looked at the sheet in front of her again. A tangle of scribbles
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3said "You thought you could poison me with the Scarnsborough diet but I'm wise to that little carrot trick!". His mother smiled and said "The carrot didn't just contain cyanide
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4within 4 days he was down to 1 applicant again.Once they were in the funeral parlor for on-the-job embalming, they just wilted or flat out refused. So his "customers" had special
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2of the Pharoe's ancestors were said to whisper curses upon those who dared to desecrate the tomb but more feared was the humped Shade of Shlep
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3. His two biggest heroes were Dick Dale and Israel Kamakawiwo`ole and he felt he could show them no greater honor than to die on stage playing this piece on his kamaka pineapple
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5as the scenes of charred bagels and cheese sandwiches wedged in the toaster cavity seared into my brain. The mind-meld had enhanced my empathy for machines. I now hated humans for
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1and bit at his ankles. Once his tendons where through he couldn't walk and before long a pack of jackals was quarreling over his corpse. But they didn't bother me. I was coyote
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0glad eye died bee cuz my penis member my hulk hens hands whirr growling growning growing raped rapist fast and eye cudgeled couldn't tape whiff with them.
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6My psychology project was to interview people appearing in viral videos so I sought out the kid who said "I like turtles". This is a transcript of my interview. Me: "Hi Jonathan".
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10first base. girls + more booze + movie - halitosis = second base. girls + keys to dad's convertible + dental dam = third base and my equation for home base was girls +
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1you're not going to get the smoked Salmon you're accustomed to Mr. Boddington" I said, scratching Boddie under the chin. I was starving but determined that my 12 cats keep their 9
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1But he was just a taste of things to come. When they'd weighed anchor and exited the harbor, Kay saw the Captain appeared on Deck. His scaly claws, gills and black carapace