Finished Folds (6221—6240)
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4In a little known foray in avionics Orville Redenbacher developed a fuselage fueled with unpopped popcorn. On the maiden flight of the Popoville Flyer
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1They began to leer at the "snack" on the couch from under their nictitating membranes. How could they convince their furry friend to baste himself in barbeque sauce
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2know, being a beach tourist, that the local art hooligans flaunted establishment and a fleet of flatulant retro low-riders cruised by and shot off his kneecaps.
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0an enormous rear. It was hairy and there was a tattoo on the left cheek that said "
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4He looked for the source of the sound and saw the gleaming eyes and beak come into view as the head swiveled toward him.
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0of animated toy soldiers charged over the cliff falling from the table into the waiting maw of Rex thus ending their brief existence among the living.
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2that some of the 'coons in these parts escaped from the Animal Research Station for Intelligent Design and are a good deal smarter than your average wash bear. While I drew a bead
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2grabbed him by the throat. You WILLwrite me into this one, promise! The sudsy grip of inspiration prevented him from answering, and so he typed onto the page, "
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8Nope. When he arrived at the Pearly gates, Peter handed him a multiple choice test and a no. 2 pencil. No need to ask what a failing grade meant. The first question read, "
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2enter the freestyle pole-dancing contest at The Cobra Cabana. Midway through he unzipped and let the mechanical snake do his finale and took home that year's Golden Trousersnake.
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2I'd had a pretty good life scamming rich lonely widows at their estate sales. Things took a turn for the worse when I met that grey panther Ethel Mitallenwasser.
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1And before you know it the head's would roll at the chopping block. Then our fledgling democracy'd be toast. I decided to compete with my own book burning - but the books i'd burn
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4him in the kneecap and said "learn to be more assertive!". The guy must have had a titanium cap 'cause I think I broke a knuckle. But did I let me see that? No! I was a manly man.
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3That's were he kept his private stash. While he was doing his second line in the bath, the cleaning lady barged in. He'd forgotten the "Do not disturb" sign and Chiquita
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0Sister Bichelli roused me out of my religious reveries with the comment, "Martin, you needed to finish your Hail Mary's later" The Sunrise service is over and Father Tom is waiting
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1400 lbs love machine with a gaggle of 200 lbs love hens in tow. He quit his job bought a mobile home and he and "his hens" headed down
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1a case of Natty Boh at the 7-11. The cool thing was I didn't even pay for the beer and cigs 'cause the shadow snagged 'em while I distracted the clerk.
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2a tumbler added some whiskey and downed it in one gulp. At first nothing happened. Then the chair, VCR, and room started to grow rapidly until he vanished in a forest of shag
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0, though only 5 years old, already had other plans. He recognized the real potential of his older brother's spittle, and siphoned Reggie's drool while he slept. The 10 gallon vat
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2Aside from the officially recognized French cheeses with Appellation there were many others lesser known. In a village in the Alsace I stumbled on one fermented from the toe jam of