Finished Folds (6221—6240)
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7The want ads abound with mediums offering their service, and you really have to stick out somehow to get any business. The typo in my ad "Medium exercises horny ghosts"
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5When I put a package with a running vibrator in front of the principals office as a prank, I really didn't expect the evacuation or bombsquad, but
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0think it takes some skill to animate an orange and getting the nasal voice right wasn't easy. When the annoying orange got the announcing job at the world cup final I hit big time.
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7reapply the polydent. It was hard for Bond fans to imagine that the towering "Jaws" had trouble chewing over-cooked vegetables at the Golden Stars Retirement home in Hollywood.
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4the downward spiral of her little novelty condom shop. When the next customer entered she explained that all the items could be tried before purchase. He selected a spiky chilidog
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3made sure my moms live in vegetarian boyfriend had given his last lecture about the benefits of a holistic diet of polyunsaturated grains. After that Raja took a nap. Mom returned
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7have some junk food. This european foo foo gourmet stuff was so fake. I needed some real american food like jello fruit salad, dorito mexican casserole and rice crispie treats. mmh
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4. Unfortunately he had no TV and had not seen the program so the website didn't catch his interest. He clicked on random website again and landed at www.stuffiregurgitated.com.
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7sing "Du kommst zu spadt, Du kommst zu spadt. Und Dein Schnittel zu kurz Dein schnittel zu kurz." and hung up before I uttered a word. Too late again.
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6the point where thinking about Fermat's last theorem caused me to hemorrhage and my memories of receiving the Field medal faded. Would the zombie-were-vampire in my belly do maths?
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3they built and crossed the river. On the other side Narud confessed to Duran that his real name was Charon and since his tip was unsatisfactory he was damned to wander the shores
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2morphing into a bat and therefore missing Ted morphing into a 6 foot tall silver cross.. Meanwhile the dust morphed into a bat house with baroque interior.
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1endangered birds living along the banks and they promptly went the way of the dodo. Paul dressed in the Barney suite to avoid disturbing the mating komodos. When one mistaked him
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3going swell at least judging from their appearance. All the other porn stars swore by the treatment. The size was impressive and hot-and-cold testicle spas prevented pregnancies.
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8His voyeuristic adventure began with remote-controlled minhelicopters with built-in camera but really took off when he sent a minisub through the plumping of the Apartment complex.
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3Give me your tired excuses, poor waxing, huddled masses of clothes yearning to be cleaned". For with apron in one hand & duster in the other he looked like the Statue of Liberty.
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4he made the edge of the wave look like shattered glass after a few passes. Soon his skill was such that he cut portraits of presidents into the wave. His new nickname 'Mt. Vernon'
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3tripped over a Bilbo who had the same idea. Why'd she let him talk her into helping him pilfer items from old Smaug? Even a dragon in a reitrement home is still a dangerous worm.
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5touch it. Maybe the pus-filled blisters and green blotches put them off. Finally I visited our blind janitor Larry. Larry put on a latex glove and
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6James Dallas Egbert III, who vanished in the tunnels in 1979 with a bottle of methaqualone. He was about to reveal himself when something in Egbert's demeanor made him hesitate.