Finished Folds (6241—6260)
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6when he spontaneously combusts. But I wasn't that desperate yet. I decided to get he attention by inserting a spontaneous drum solo into her a capella performance of
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2prick the conscience of a mortal. Since moving to the Environmental unit, Tink found meaning again in her work. Oberon was very pleased with the results she obtained with Obama.
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4As a kid my mother gave me enemas. When I broke into the womens dorm and gave my first victim an enema the 'enema bandit' was born. The press and Zappa song made me famous.
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1the ability to even ask the question? Maybe it's somebody elses. I probably shouldn't have volunteered for those prion infection experiments. My last vision was of udder bovinity.
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0waded through the drift between the door and the hot tub. Ahhhhhh... nothing better than a hot soak while the snow keeps your head cool. Just then a polar bear decided to join them
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1Having just been released from Guantanamo without charges, Usama was just trying to start over by driving a cab in New York City. Who would have thought that his first customer was
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1. You could say they were a race of pyromaniacs. Somehow they'd managed to build a civilization out of fire retarding materials, but after they'd scorched their planet,
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6anical guide to the nightshades. Who was he going to poison tonight? He decided to go to the Cosmo a bar at the top of one of the skyscrapers downtown and look for victims.
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1filling her left bra cup with miracle whip. She expended the entire can on one size double D cup. By the time she'd finished the second cup the nitrous fumes caused her to laugh
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3Kinky sexual innuendo, scatology, illiteration , a few puns, incongruent TV references, zombies and shamwows:This folding story would have it all, or so I thought...
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1scarificator he lacerated some exposed veins. He was beginning to enjoy himself and decided trepanning might help. Anyway it was an opportunity to use his trephine.
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0He had a whale of a time skating along the water surface while the tuna sellers sharked the audience for all the clams they had.
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7been launched with an trajectory taking her to a rendezvous with the black hole Cygnus X-1. Sister Francesca ended up becoming nearly immortal due to the warping of space-time.
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4get a gig outside of the weapons labs. Finally the Oakridge Boyz II Men had their big break when they got to cover for the Plutonium Punks at the unveiling of a tactical nuclear
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2"throwing uo" is an expression used by the workshop gurus which meant that you were "showing laudable puss". A lot of help that explanation was! I compensated my illiteracy by
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2at his nose with the quill tip. His allergy started acting up. He cursed Igor for replacing the quill with a goose feather again. His nose began to swell up. Just then Igor entered
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2This caused babies to cry and grown men to lose their lunch. Well it was from the stargate cafeteria but still, the Borg's smile was hard to stomach.
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3The hair on his head was easily done with the sheep shearers but they needed hedge clippers for Nick's chest . LaToya gathered together all the hair a wove a
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0the pot of paint and fluttered as birds do when taking a bath spreading a fine mist of fuchsia. If skeletons could laugh, Fuchsia Beard would have, but his teeth just chattered.
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4"but these are all over-the-counter medication for menopause. Aren't you a little young for this and a bit short on X chromosomes?" At that point I confessed to her that