Finished Folds (6441—6460)

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  Tom worked in the hospital because he was an avid fan of "General Hospital", and thought he'd finally been promoted to that surgeon job he always wanted. Arriving in the operating

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  2011-03-22 20:27:46

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  wood paneling in the tv den. We call it the "secret panel panel". Trouble is, all the panels look the same and we eventually gave up finding it. It remained secret to this day.

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  2011-03-22 20:03:24

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  to their lusty tutor for learnin' them to read Seuss classics like "One fish, two fish" and "Green eggs & ham". They came out of retirement and went platinum with country hits like

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  2011-03-22 19:32:28

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  they know that I wanted to extend my loan of "How to become more organized & take control of your life"? The next post it note was pasted on the windshield of my car and read "

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  2011-03-22 19:23:42

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  was not so sweet after all. I ran through the streets to end my grief at the harbor bridge but kept accumulating objects that stuck to my sticky pink cocoon.

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  2011-03-22 19:17:32

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  on her deathbed she admitted, if she had it to do over again, she would have dispatched grandfather some other way. Though the insurance money was good he left a bitter aftertaste.

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  2011-03-22 19:07:53

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  When I finally sobered up and realized It was a sordid club full of every kind of riff raff where the women wore their make up like so many undead tramps I wanted to get out

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  2011-03-21 20:42:51

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  and after he perfected the bronzed look in a tanning parlor, he looked convincingly like a statue and they began to settle, nesting in his hat. He didn't have the heart to eat them

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  2011-03-21 20:35:03

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  find a place to plug in the charging station for my hammer. Damn thing was always out of juice when I wanted to let fly with a few thunderbolts. At least my sensurround thunderclap

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  2011-03-21 20:29:21

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  he took the shortcut anyway. He moved through the abandoned streets quickly hoping to avoid an encounter. Just as he could see Uptown, he heard the mighty squawk of the Jabberwock

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  2011-03-21 20:24:52

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  he continued to splutter adjectives and then caught his breath to look some more up in his pocket thesaurus. I decided to save his breath and Indiana Jones-like shot him.

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  2011-03-21 19:50:45

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  if one was not careful to pass along important details from the previous line, the story would end without a punchline.

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  2011-03-21 19:49:58

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  make Roxanne become real. The ability to make a song literally come to life had been a real rush. After rescuing Roxy from getting a terrible UV burn at the tanning parlor his next

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  2011-03-21 19:28:05

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  Speaking of fantasy, did you hear about that novel all my goth friends are reading about a dark Emo-prince who brings the gargoyles at Notre Dame to life? They swoop around Paris

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  2011-03-21 19:23:10

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  And since they were the older sex and more sensible, they developed a vegetative form of self-propagation and dispensed with the men altogether. Men being men didn't like this

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  2011-03-21 18:14:50

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  play a little game of fetch. Thurston Howell III ran behind the sofa to grab his squeeky toy. Lovey wasn't in the mood.

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  2011-03-21 18:04:40

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  first line of the story. I was a FoldingStory addict and had lost my job, wife and custody of the kids, the bank foreclosed, and now the police were here to evict me.

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  2011-03-21 14:14:31

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  Sheesh, why'd he always fall for that! Everyday it was the same story, thought Perseus. Meanwhile the eagle delivered the fresh liver to "Chez Organ" where Chef Tirel was waiting

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  2011-03-21 14:07:38

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  "It's story time", said Mrs. Carbuncle, and opened the large medical tome she always read from. All the Carbuncle children gathered around her.

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  2011-03-21 13:38:56

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  however, the transporter beam had malfunctioned and beamed him into the antiuniverse so unfortunately aside from him there was only antimatter.

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  2011-03-21 13:33:36