Finished Folds (6421—6440)
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2was not so sweet after all. I ran through the streets to end my grief at the harbor bridge but kept accumulating objects that stuck to my sticky pink cocoon.
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5on her deathbed she admitted, if she had it to do over again, she would have dispatched grandfather some other way. Though the insurance money was good he left a bitter aftertaste.
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1When I finally sobered up and realized It was a sordid club full of every kind of riff raff where the women wore their make up like so many undead tramps I wanted to get out
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2and after he perfected the bronzed look in a tanning parlor, he looked convincingly like a statue and they began to settle, nesting in his hat. He didn't have the heart to eat them
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1find a place to plug in the charging station for my hammer. Damn thing was always out of juice when I wanted to let fly with a few thunderbolts. At least my sensurround thunderclap
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2he took the shortcut anyway. He moved through the abandoned streets quickly hoping to avoid an encounter. Just as he could see Uptown, he heard the mighty squawk of the Jabberwock
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4he continued to splutter adjectives and then caught his breath to look some more up in his pocket thesaurus. I decided to save his breath and Indiana Jones-like shot him.
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2if one was not careful to pass along important details from the previous line, the story would end without a punchline.
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2make Roxanne become real. The ability to make a song literally come to life had been a real rush. After rescuing Roxy from getting a terrible UV burn at the tanning parlor his next
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1Speaking of fantasy, did you hear about that novel all my goth friends are reading about a dark Emo-prince who brings the gargoyles at Notre Dame to life? They swoop around Paris
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1And since they were the older sex and more sensible, they developed a vegetative form of self-propagation and dispensed with the men altogether. Men being men didn't like this
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0play a little game of fetch. Thurston Howell III ran behind the sofa to grab his squeeky toy. Lovey wasn't in the mood.
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3first line of the story. I was a FoldingStory addict and had lost my job, wife and custody of the kids, the bank foreclosed, and now the police were here to evict me.
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2Sheesh, why'd he always fall for that! Everyday it was the same story, thought Perseus. Meanwhile the eagle delivered the fresh liver to "Chez Organ" where Chef Tirel was waiting
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4"It's story time", said Mrs. Carbuncle, and opened the large medical tome she always read from. All the Carbuncle children gathered around her.
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1however, the transporter beam had malfunctioned and beamed him into the antiuniverse so unfortunately aside from him there was only antimatter.
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7make you a chump for a half-brother without a second thought. My father, a primatologist referred to the result of mating a chimp and a human a "chump", an apt monicker I admit.
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3reanimated the road kill of the whole state and exacted revenge for their deaths from the interstate travelers. The first victim was
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1flew into a rage, ranting about how no one knew how to construct a grammatically correct English sentence anymore. If people'd eat more brains like me we'd all be better off.
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2a felt a a sharp pain in my chest, and realized it might be the big one. I was short of breath and could only just gasp, "Randy, Sea Salt"