Finished Folds (6481—6500)
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4My idea to combine elements of Goethe's Faust with Shelley's Frankenstein into an apocalyptic tale of nuclear Armageddon finally got some creative input from reality when
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3and pretty soon the party became an all out reindeer orgy. They managed to form a reindeer "train" and to Prancer's dismay he had to complete the circle by joining with Dasher.
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5however liked what she saw, but at the meeting Fernanda reprimanded me for being a disgrace and a fraud (I neglected to mention that I worked for Hanes), but my going "a lo gringo"
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0being in on the game. She'd watched them operate and admired how scornfully they preyed on the customers. After a few years as greenie she was 'in the game' and worked a sugarshack
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0where arguing about who would pay the fair when they got the hook. He liked doing pairs because he could watch the expression on the second victims face when he dispatched the firs
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1But the idea was a stillbirth. The chuahuas she put on ice flows to attract her prey generally froze to death long before the whales got wind of them, but being ferociously determi
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2seemed to move in slow motion during their meals: Glenda always asked the same predictable questions, nagged about same things. Marrying at the drive-thu after a bender in Vegas
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6him since he was a rat and a philosophical one at that. All the other rats in his pack eschewed his company because of the uncomfortable questions he asked like "Why where rats the
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2like there are so many things I want to ask you Frank." After Elvis & Bono, Oprah got the Medium to channel Zappa. When she asked him what a chromium cob was
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3helped the kids build a model of the pacific floor: graham cracker continental plates, jam-filled scone volcanoes and chilies marking fault lines. Being a housewife had its perks.
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4compound, prozac pistols set to mellow. They were led out to the waiting aircars with fluxetic grins. Bad thinking was not tolerated. Crime was punished profilacticly
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4if she played her cards right the gay men she'd hit on would agree to a date. "Gay men are always so hot. Why should they have all the fun.", she thought. But the fun was over when
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3were clearly recognizable, she because of her prodigious pai pai and him because of his weeklong wanker. The National Enquirer was paying good money for material like this so I
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3telling an old Oompah joke about a Loompaians blind date with a swedish girl. He'd downed a few too many Snowplows and went a bit overboard. When he got to the part about
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2But I thought WTF its worth a try and created 100 stories with my random thoughts in 10 minutes or so. It was like spam-mail. Even if only 10% got a response I was sure to up my
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4who said to him yoda-like, "Your impatience betrays you. You found in the cave only what you brought with you. Quiet your thoughts and then approach it again."
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1He grew up near Lake Alchichica and there were many legends surrounding the malevolent prince whose presence was marked by the bizarre stromolites within the deep waters.
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3but I'm also borderline pedantic (overly concerned with minute details or formalisms, especially in teaching). I was therefore was not looking forward to attending the clown
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5Wusthof gourmet 7 1/2-Inch slotted spatulas. He'd heard they where robust and he hoped they'd last longer than the pilfered McDonalds spatulas. His reputation as the Spatulator was
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2switch to McDonalds cutlery which consisted of a spatula. Naturally it was more difficult to kill my victims with this implement, but this just challenged me the more