Finished Folds (6481—6500)
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1of rats ran through. He used the distraction to pocket a playskool cell phone lying on the floor. When attention returned to him he pressed the button and heard the message
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3was peeing on a large bunch of asparagus. I asked him why he was doing that. He explained "because my urine smells of asparagus." This insprired he to return to my writing
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3and actually from a third person perspective it was better so he took his precious sample of Celecury to the Marie Curie Institute in Paris. They verified that it was a new element
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0then after some dramatic muppet-like flailing falls over dead anyway. Beaker had faired better loosing a nose and a limb. But most muppet noses are similar so he took Elmos.
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2I had animated the mooks by adding servomechanisms at their joints. It was a cheap way to train the troops. I had a mook as maid and cook too. Occasionally they'd go up in flames
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3and the girlscout mafia wanted to make sure it stayed that way because they financed the real cash cow with the cookies. Den mother Mrs. Reed was in planning session with her troop
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0Otherwise we're gonna get sorely trounced at the political Olympics. Coach Bush was giving a pep-speech to republican team, after Rumsfeld got a series of 4s and 5s at the figure
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2about any job the god's employment office where offering. After losing the position with the Norse Pantheon Thor couldn't afford a fuckup. Unfortunatly he singed a few kitties
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2. I'd just nod and keep quiet. She didn't like being interrupted anyway. One day my mother asked me a question. I could tell by the way she raised her eyebrows and paused.
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2Being the son of a superhero wasn't all people thought it was cracked up to be.
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3to avoid the traffic that clogged the streets in Rio had not been the best idea. Apparently I should have left before lunch, but then why bother to come at all. I sat in traffic
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2I looked at the spur it left behind, a humusy smear of accorn shell, and realized that the red squirrel had left a message for me to decipher. It was a bit like reading tea leaves
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1not entirely unexpected from the eyes of a child but looking back as an adult I realize that some laws of nature must have severly bent to explain it. Once Darth Maul took shape
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1shacked up here with goats. Helga hesitated at the mention of goats.
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5Buritostand where all the road construction workers would sit on the bench showing plumbers helpers, overhanging bellies and love handles.
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1took a few doses. She fell into a deep sleep and started dreaming: Her dead brother told her that Billy Jean was not his girl it was his sister. And then began to fondle her breast
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1and then I explained, "this'll be a trial run. If we can get the money out of this Joint, "Wa's Imperial Palace" is doable". They looked at me doubtfully - but after I explained
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3dog was bug-eyed, salivating and began to wimper and snarl at the same time. His ass was firmly planted. He wanted them milkbones but the shock therapy worked so i tried it on my
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2perfume for the nether regions. You never know. I could get lucky with this guy from affairs 4 u.". She wanted to maximize her opportunities while her husband was on a business tri
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3on his tittisofa and after a breakfast with Donald, go down to the local turkish bath for a titty massage. After that Splooge was relaxed enough to face to rigors of the day.