Finished Folds (6581—6600)
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4On the border to canada, a mounty (yes really, - he must have been bored playing bit parts in yogi bear toons) stopped them asked them where they were heading. Just then the RV bac
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3the tapes was unclear. Anyway that incompetent Spiro would never get us out of this mess. Now that Woodward and Bernstein had published it was only a matter of time before they
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2the fast food chains peddle. Vegetarian Shark Rumpsteakburger with Cheesetofu topping? Sure. Zero calorie strawberry flavored porklard and butter shake? Why not. Home delivery made
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5nights Hercules couldn't take it anymore. Trying to sleep in this den of iniquity was hopeless. He took out his cimitar and chopped of the wailing heads. The cacophany subsided.
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4after the pajama party. We all retired from the campfire to the teepee and everyone snuggled into their sleeping bag. Maude was lying just across from me. The night was fetid and
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4a twinge of anguish that the Chivas didn't end up in the retort as we had planned. Chivas tastes like an old ashtray up your nose. But distilling it should up the proofs. Sue grab
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4attracted the sharks. A great white turned towards him mouth agape with rows of sharp teeth. Suddenly the bottlenose swooped in and
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1their rendition of "macho macho man". The whole construction crew would dress up in pink tutus and feather boas while raising their hairy legs in chorusline fashion.
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3rescue the princess. He sent the horse around front to draw their attention away and then scaled the back wall entering through an open window. The room was empty besides two suits
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1decided that assisted suicide was their future and applied for positions at the local nursing home.
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0billed platypus and Zeke made himself comfortable beside the campfire. It was quiet and peaceful. The night was clear and the dusy glow of the milkyway stretched overhead. Wally
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5. When they got bored with that. They explored the rest of the attic. Under one of the eaves they found a wardrobe. Lucy opened it and pushed through the fur coats. It became cool
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1the crochetwork that she'd botched. The idea of stitching a hammock for the parrot had been a stupid one. She got angry, hence the patricide. When she awoke the axe was missing
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4iyaki chicken nuggets." Damn", he thought. "I shouldn't have let Jud fill the canisters.". He moved around behind the teppanyaki table and began to reload with
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7sing in the burlesque bar now. Sack over the head? Been done before. Perhaps they could compose a fitting song. Yes, he felt one coming on... "Sarah brought the fungus among us".
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2cooking before (except for the creole rabbit which had just the right amount of spit in it). He told her openly that he had had his doubts about the restaurant chain but sacharine
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2the monitors without being recognized. Why didn't he put nylons on like they always did in the movies. Hoping the smoke would provide cover he sped towards the exit.
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2So he stole the production managers umbrella "never liked him anyway", he thought stepping onto the gusty street and opened the umbrella. The wind carried him up above manhattan.
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2conscience and won.Unfortunately, he closed the wrong tap. To make him atone for her scalded flesh she ironed his crotch.
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2cried, "Rapunzel, you shaved your head!". Then he realized from where the braided hair he was climbing emanated and let go