Finished Folds (6581—6600)
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1he continued to dance like a headless chicken and then staggered offstage. After the performance they were uncertain how to dispose of he's body. Mick said, "We should never have
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2the ladies when he could create a smellaround effect of such intensity. After that particular parlor trick they were anxious for more. He asked them to gather in closely and then
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4it contained an experimental sample of 1000 nestles kisses wrapped in different colored foils. Each one contained a different surprise. As taste-tester for nestle I
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3bulemia. Noone wanted to look like a suction-cheeked crane-legged model on the catwalk. Rubenesque was in. The extrawide collection from Beyoncé was all the rage. Molly models were
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6ed to analyze that sentence "I don't know what about your trashy ho-bag?". Was it a rhetorical question? What was it Tony didn't know? Why did he refer to his wife as my trashy ho?
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2hand grazed the gas regulator and it went up to 11. Flames shot up and engulfed the pork butt that I had lovingly marinated in my special sauce overnight. I wasn't going to loose
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8at least I could lie in a nice mouldy coffin with the maggots and have people put flowers on my grave. But then an inner spark caused me to utter, "Old age should burn and rage at
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4On the border to canada, a mounty (yes really, - he must have been bored playing bit parts in yogi bear toons) stopped them asked them where they were heading. Just then the RV bac
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3the tapes was unclear. Anyway that incompetent Spiro would never get us out of this mess. Now that Woodward and Bernstein had published it was only a matter of time before they
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2the fast food chains peddle. Vegetarian Shark Rumpsteakburger with Cheesetofu topping? Sure. Zero calorie strawberry flavored porklard and butter shake? Why not. Home delivery made
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5nights Hercules couldn't take it anymore. Trying to sleep in this den of iniquity was hopeless. He took out his cimitar and chopped of the wailing heads. The cacophany subsided.
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4after the pajama party. We all retired from the campfire to the teepee and everyone snuggled into their sleeping bag. Maude was lying just across from me. The night was fetid and
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4a twinge of anguish that the Chivas didn't end up in the retort as we had planned. Chivas tastes like an old ashtray up your nose. But distilling it should up the proofs. Sue grab
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4attracted the sharks. A great white turned towards him mouth agape with rows of sharp teeth. Suddenly the bottlenose swooped in and
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1their rendition of "macho macho man". The whole construction crew would dress up in pink tutus and feather boas while raising their hairy legs in chorusline fashion.
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3rescue the princess. He sent the horse around front to draw their attention away and then scaled the back wall entering through an open window. The room was empty besides two suits
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1decided that assisted suicide was their future and applied for positions at the local nursing home.
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0billed platypus and Zeke made himself comfortable beside the campfire. It was quiet and peaceful. The night was clear and the dusy glow of the milkyway stretched overhead. Wally
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5. When they got bored with that. They explored the rest of the attic. Under one of the eaves they found a wardrobe. Lucy opened it and pushed through the fur coats. It became cool
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1the crochetwork that she'd botched. The idea of stitching a hammock for the parrot had been a stupid one. She got angry, hence the patricide. When she awoke the axe was missing