Finished Folds (6561—6580)
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5of the wetted nylon and began sucking on her exposed toe. She suddenly realized he was not trying to sell her hose as originally professed, but that he was the hose-stalker.
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2and tased her. He was particularly proud of that contraption. He needed to scrape the feathers of the blunt arrow on a bear-rug for 3 hours for a charge, but the reaction was worth
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6A sweet and precocious girl age 7 wrote "i know how the sun shines... it's a ball of fire." in a folding story. It didn't ft and she was branded a troll. "Is there a better way?"
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3a daphinous membranelike obstacle and the more we tried to lick eachother's larynx the more tired our tongues became. He smiled and said "the latest in dental dams. Works great as
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1coax them to the age of puberty, but at the moment they were a rather sickly pair. Jenny and Jonny faced eachother and were connected just above the groin.
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4She began singing in a shrieking voice "Don't cry for me Velveeta". I was going to dispute that this is (or was) actually a kraft singles processed cheese slice but thought better
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2But what could be meant by "REM poppers"? He slapped the comatose almost corpse-like form in the face. There was some erratic movement of the eyes but the lids remained closed.
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0get the divorce without that stupid prenuptial clause you insisted upon. I should have known then that you had an ulterior motive for marrying me." Plates glasses and and iron flew
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5really turned me on. I was a masacist all out slob. The couch was a landscape of empty chip bags, cans of beer, beans and mixed nuts. The bleach stung good. I cried out to her for
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5kicking him out just because he insisted that everyone sing the village people Song at YMCA camp was a big mistake. He dropped a chunk of sodium, sulfur, & phosphorus in each toile
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3his anarchist book of trade secrets and flipped through, "formula for coca cola, heinz ketchup, the colonels 7 spices, a here it is " - his finger stopped at "original bubblegum".
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0t. Dusk. A pack of height-challenged wandering fools found her there and tormented her by poking there noses in her Pettycoat. When they got bored they let her out of the stock.
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1duckies". That was "The Pacts" code phrase to execute Plan B. My God, had it come to this? Plan B! What was plan B? I got the "The Pacts Book of Plans" out from under TV Guide and
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1read the Last Rites version from "Priesthood for Dummies", sprinkled some Cologne because he'd forgotten the holy water and they got out of there. The attendance at the Wake
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4became flat pink and unwrinkled. He folded it into a neat package. I thought: What will these Ad people think of next just to get a housewife's attention? Anyway my husband
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5but he didn't have access to african swallows, so he whistled supersonically and a cloud of bats converged on the mansion. The bats picked up thronds of the net under each coffin
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5a slightly charred pair of used popeye underwear and draped the firetrap around my shoulders and gingerly exited through the shattered window. headcheese and malic acid are an ex
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7for the touchdown of the spamwow ship. There was a break in the darkening clouds and the spamwow ship appeared whirling discolights and foghorn effects intact.
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8she lulls them to sleep. After that a bit of chloroform soaked napkin and their off to the basement where she keeps the bandsaw and meatgrinder in good working order. The sausage
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2Under the blanket he pulled her metatarsal during a particularly suspenseful scene and it made a resounding pop. The other girls on the sofa screeched in unison. Nosferatu