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  mirror-image etch-a-sketch still lifes of tex mex meals. She figured she could market them to a cantina as window ads to finance her crippling decopage addiction. Her scissors

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  2011-03-12 13:40:11

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  a sense of dred, because not doing nothing might become more difficult. He realised that just pondering whether to answer the door was not doing nothing, and said "oh fuck"

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  2011-03-12 13:37:44

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  reordering them according to the number of references to spam which tappered off significantly after the second world war and picked up again briefly when Monty Python was popular.

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  2011-03-12 13:36:18

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  bust open he broke into the house on the corner. There was a light burning on the second floor but downstairs was all quiet. He made his was to the den and saw a form sleeping in

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  2011-03-12 13:32:57

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  for his spiffy spam wow I would have stopped dating him in a minute. I have to admit I am a sucker for a good disco dancer, so I agreed reluctantly to go to the end of the year

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  2011-03-12 13:30:22

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  the real problem was that she didn't have the money for an Frontal lobe transplant. All the other girls by now where sporting three and she only had one. Fortunately Franky took an

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  2011-03-12 13:27:19

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  he ended up hiding under a sheet lying of a gurney in the gynecology ward. He must have dosed off and woke as he was being wheeled to the operating room. The anaesthesia was still

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  2011-03-12 06:02:19

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  from the people around him and began to gibber in the subway on the way to work. Somehow he missed his stop and got off at th end of the line. This area of town was

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  2011-03-12 05:56:11

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  a living. I was one of the privileged few, one of the Nielsen family. Little did the american viewing public know that the ratings were made by a family living in Bodø.

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  2011-03-12 05:50:48

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  fortunately there was no video and no youtube back in her day but it was disturbing enough that she kept the sanitary napkin and used it to

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  2011-03-12 05:43:43

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  "accidentally left the toiletseat up and that night he heard a splash followed by a squeegielike sound. She was too proud and angry to ask for help. He grabbed his iphone and

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  2011-03-12 05:41:07

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  prop begin to sputter and wheeze. The pilot put on the only flotation device and jumped out. I jumped into the cockpit, grabbed the joystick and pulled on the reserve gas choke

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  2011-03-12 05:33:44

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  bootleg whiskey kept her too inebriated to play the instrument she longed to play. So she ended up playing a kazoo in the stage production of

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  2011-03-12 05:25:27

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  each enema that the nurse performed was unbearable, so during the night shift he

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  2011-03-12 05:19:31

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  salsa or maybe guava chutney. When I try to compliment to object of my desire in this way it never seems to pique their interest. They were all interested in jocks not poets.

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  2011-03-12 05:16:59

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  to me during culmination of the act. She said I was too mechanical and seemed to be somewhere else. I was just polishing her DMs to a fine buff or performing flight of the bumble

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  2011-03-12 05:12:35

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  said he had gotten a lucrative offer for an interview with a talking spider. "Mr King, do you think you might have some material on this for me?". Steve had been suffering from

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  2011-03-11 18:11:33

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  made a start at barcoding all the items in the universe starting with her clothes. Unfortunately a security guard entered just as she was barcoding her

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  2011-03-11 18:06:00

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  and she had digested him completely. Her green forked tongue lubricated the shell and she reentered. The artificial skin resealed and grew together. She returned to the dining room

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  2011-03-11 18:01:39

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  But wearing the beard and stuffing a pillow under the suite, a close in shot made for passable imitation of St. Nick. Anyway, it was just to advertise for the novelty hookers that

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  2011-03-11 17:36:36