Finished Folds (6661—6680)

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  he was wearing a synthetic nut sack and had the family jewels tucked into a special fold of the butthead thong he was wearing under the bevis boxers. He rolled over and scurried on

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  SlimWhitman

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  2011-03-12 14:21:34

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  him in bringing Frankie to life. He flipped the heavy switch and the air buzzed with electricity and the lights in the city below dimmed. The two accumulators discharged and the

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  SlimWhitman

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  2011-03-12 14:17:49

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  sliding down the banister legs forward. He figured it was the only way to atone for his sins. The heavy turned newel at the bottom stopped him midslide.

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  SlimWhitman

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  2011-03-12 14:14:01

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  because the lawn had been so impeccably manicured and the judges for the neighborhood committee's contest of impeccable lawns was due any minute. Just then a flying saucer landed

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  SlimWhitman

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  2011-03-12 14:08:06

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  moving downward with the rest of the role stopping directly in front of the shut doors. I opted for the stairs, but when I got to the stairwell I realized that I never finished war

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  SlimWhitman

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  2011-03-12 14:02:36

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  kissed, sniffed and then licked the Pope's Campagi. Getting a private audience with the Pope had been her idea but I thought it was motivated by purely pious reverence. His

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  SlimWhitman

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  2011-03-12 13:57:11

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  kneading them with the spatula. Once they formed a smooth bluish paste he mixed in the chopped spam and stirred vigorously. Then he filled each scone with the mix and brought it in

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  SlimWhitman

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  2011-03-12 13:50:37

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  Aardwark" would make the ants in his pants depart so he finally just jumped into the pool. Unfortunately it had been emptied for the annual cleaning. She realized it was a loosing

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  SlimWhitman

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  2011-03-12 13:47:31

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  of ben wa balls. But I digress. That evening I was meeting the hansome bachelor from number 2 at the local thai food and massage restaurant. I'd never been there but he said I

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  SlimWhitman

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  2011-03-12 13:44:02

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  mirror-image etch-a-sketch still lifes of tex mex meals. She figured she could market them to a cantina as window ads to finance her crippling decopage addiction. Her scissors

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  SlimWhitman

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  2011-03-12 13:40:11

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  a sense of dred, because not doing nothing might become more difficult. He realised that just pondering whether to answer the door was not doing nothing, and said "oh fuck"

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  SlimWhitman

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  2011-03-12 13:37:44

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  reordering them according to the number of references to spam which tappered off significantly after the second world war and picked up again briefly when Monty Python was popular.

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  SlimWhitman

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  2011-03-12 13:36:18

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  bust open he broke into the house on the corner. There was a light burning on the second floor but downstairs was all quiet. He made his was to the den and saw a form sleeping in

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  SlimWhitman

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  2011-03-12 13:32:57

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  for his spiffy spam wow I would have stopped dating him in a minute. I have to admit I am a sucker for a good disco dancer, so I agreed reluctantly to go to the end of the year

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  SlimWhitman

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  2011-03-12 13:30:22

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  the real problem was that she didn't have the money for an Frontal lobe transplant. All the other girls by now where sporting three and she only had one. Fortunately Franky took an

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  2011-03-12 13:27:19

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  he ended up hiding under a sheet lying of a gurney in the gynecology ward. He must have dosed off and woke as he was being wheeled to the operating room. The anaesthesia was still

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  SlimWhitman

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  2011-03-12 06:02:19

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  from the people around him and began to gibber in the subway on the way to work. Somehow he missed his stop and got off at th end of the line. This area of town was

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  SlimWhitman

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  2011-03-12 05:56:11

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  a living. I was one of the privileged few, one of the Nielsen family. Little did the american viewing public know that the ratings were made by a family living in Bodø.

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  SlimWhitman

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  2011-03-12 05:50:48

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  fortunately there was no video and no youtube back in her day but it was disturbing enough that she kept the sanitary napkin and used it to

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  SlimWhitman

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  2011-03-12 05:43:43

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  "accidentally left the toiletseat up and that night he heard a splash followed by a squeegielike sound. She was too proud and angry to ask for help. He grabbed his iphone and

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  SlimWhitman

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  2011-03-12 05:41:07