Finished Folds (6681—6700)
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3prop begin to sputter and wheeze. The pilot put on the only flotation device and jumped out. I jumped into the cockpit, grabbed the joystick and pulled on the reserve gas choke
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10bootleg whiskey kept her too inebriated to play the instrument she longed to play. So she ended up playing a kazoo in the stage production of
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1each enema that the nurse performed was unbearable, so during the night shift he
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7salsa or maybe guava chutney. When I try to compliment to object of my desire in this way it never seems to pique their interest. They were all interested in jocks not poets.
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2to me during culmination of the act. She said I was too mechanical and seemed to be somewhere else. I was just polishing her DMs to a fine buff or performing flight of the bumble
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7said he had gotten a lucrative offer for an interview with a talking spider. "Mr King, do you think you might have some material on this for me?". Steve had been suffering from
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6made a start at barcoding all the items in the universe starting with her clothes. Unfortunately a security guard entered just as she was barcoding her
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1and she had digested him completely. Her green forked tongue lubricated the shell and she reentered. The artificial skin resealed and grew together. She returned to the dining room
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2But wearing the beard and stuffing a pillow under the suite, a close in shot made for passable imitation of St. Nick. Anyway, it was just to advertise for the novelty hookers that
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7the Yoga instructor name Venkataratnam Narasimha Rattaiah liked to lie on a bed of nails while reading news on the CNN app and read a story about a
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2Yo-yo. The german taxi driver laughed and said "That is a childrens toy". Yo-yo didn't take kindly to people laughing at his name
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0to learn to spell "dilettante". If your going to wear a t-shirt with something printed on it then at least run it through a spellchecker before you have it printed. Pirate? my
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3when half the stories on Folding Story make a reference to Sham Wows? He wondered where that bizarre thought came from as he gyrated his hips to the tune of
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4the tatooed map of Kansas which after the hunch formed was often mistaken for the swiss alps.
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1they huddled together under the blanket. Sand was in their hair, between the folds of their skin, in their nostrils. The dusty granules caked their and formed
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1the Weretabby. They heard an amorous howling catterwall and then an enormous whisker appeared at the door.
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4but being of a scatological nature he opted for the dung beatle: He said the magic words "Whats brown and sounds like a bell" and presto he turned into a six-legged drummer with
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3list of people to include in the next production of our theater troupe. But this exaggerated sincerity was going to cost her the assignment if she wasn't careful. The next actress
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2or maybe it was the whack, or maybe the combination but I suddenly felt that I was wasting my life and decided something drastic needed to happen. I went to the bank and withdrew
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3starters before moving on to bear stuffed with alligator babies and tortoise egg soup . I was looking forward to the endangered species course the most. On Sam's safari they'd