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Saving the day, a middle aged lady who hadn't entirely finished her grunge phase began to play the opening chords of "Smells Like Teen Spirit", making Cobain come to his senses. -
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Unfortunately for him, on his way to "save Rock n' Roll", he got caught up in a rap battle. His sudden talent to quickly and flawlessly rhyme had saved his life.
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Unbeknownst to me and my obscure sexual reference, the librarian was holding a priceless book from the 1200's, which I actually cracked the binding on. "Dude, my fucking book! What
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to the nearest bakery. Sorry, am I getting off topic? I just simply ADORE this nearby cake store. Oh, their buns are DELICIOUS! What was I talking about, again?
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to be a very pleasurable lifestyle. Well, he had food, he had shelter, he had an immense lack of pants. Life was great! That was before Ennis and Jack showed up.
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fie fo fum, I smell the smell of an Englishman!" Ann turned around to find the offending creature, but the smell was actually an excess amount of teabags lying on the ground.
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making the desired effect of wiping out all pizzerias in the world redundant. This caused an uproar in the pasta industry, since they now had no way to deal with their rivals.
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Bill Cosby felt a shift in the universe. He was spontaneously shot to the place of action, to face the ill-fitting sweater once and for all. His final deed was a pudding explosion.
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Unfortunately for me, at that exact moment a swarm of water-able hornets came racing down to (what was once) my area of peace. I got stung to death.
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that was putting me into crippling debt. The sauce would my downfall, in the later years, where I ended up having a fatal overdose.
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hurriedly shushed. I couldn't lie anymore. "That's it!" I screamed. "The truth is, this company doesn't make electricity...it's a cover for a national cannibalistic club!"
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he was still beloved by his community. That all changed, however, when his addiction to
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Xu Li was not impressed with this declaration of love. Xu was just about to voice that opinion when it started spontaneously raining spiders.
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I had to be content with my bowl of jellybeans. "Maybe one day," I muttered. "Maybe one day."
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ass back to where it came from.
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along with my sins. "Hold on a minute," I thought, looking up at the shower head. The water sprayed into my eyes, burning like nothing I had ever felt before. "This is holy water!"
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wildly convulsing. "Excuse me, sir!" She screeched above the noise, "Please, could you get your espresso machine and yourself under control!" I looked at her in disgust. What are y
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"I'm...I'm alive!" the Ninja Pope gasped, looking down at his hands. "But...but how?" He decided not to dwell on it too long, and instead went out to celebrate at a
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"I can't do it!" Hailey screamed, running out of the restaurant before her blind date even showed up. A few minutes later, Mila Kunis showed up, devastated.
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Mother Mary. We need to have a party to celebrate this fabulous occasion!" So the sea gods were prayed to. They decided to be nice for a change and granted the Great White's wish.