Finished Folds (181—200)
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1He did it because he admired his wife, because she was his fashion icon and only by appealing to her tastes could he be happy. However, the crocs were a bit much. Not only did they
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4is ensure that the cats that came before - the lolcats - are also exterminated. This'll be my biggest challenge, but I'll start by cutting off the food supply. The "cheezburgers".
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2cided that he was guilty of wanton cruelty to the common cheesecake. With the press clamouring for his trial and execution, King "Buddy" Tut had to decide whether or not to
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3olive oil on Squawkers as best as he could without being suspicious. "Want a Luther burger?" Nannerpus said innocently, handing it to Squawkers. "It's good for your
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7disillusioned with the world -- and with blueberry muffins -- what else was there to do but start constructing traps to rid the world of Mr Henderson for good?
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2was now focused on turning her into a steak. "Please don't eat me," she said humbly, but the lioness paid her no heed. It took her crocs into its mouth and began slobbering on them
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4Hades popped out from the ground. "Can you not," he said flatly, looking at the cherubs. "And you. Come with me." With that, he pulled Candi down to the underworld, and she
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4Frog didn't know what to do with himself. Why was he there? Why did the Himalayas exist? Distressed, he spat out the fly and leapt over the side of mountain, hoping that
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5wn in order to **** the ***** better, but the floor was already occupied by the ghost of a swamp ghoul. It stared balefully at him. "Filthy human," it gurgled before squirting
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4in his head. He'd read in a book that it happened to drug dealers with a rare genetic disease. Now he was affected, shady government scientists would look for him. They'd want to
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5d get a glass of water so I can calm myself down. Unfortunately, this glass of water seems to have turtles swimming in it. I guess I'd better sue the company. Where's my phone?
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5s red as the blood that could no longer flow through John Q's veins and picked up her phone. "Oh, John T," she trilled, "I'm ready for you!" Before leaving, she concealed a gun in
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2He hunted down the whiskey and sat on the sofa, swilling it in his mouth. In his drunken haze, he saw a vision of the future. Humanity would be threatened by the appearance of blue
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7When they arrived, he entered his parents' house. Would they heal the wounds they'd left in his heart? "Ma? Pa?" he said to the empty hallway, hoping that they would be
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4strawberry cheesecake. Smiling with satisfaction, I went to issue a decree. This would be the tastiest pyramid ever. Tasty enough to make all those naysayers jealous.
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5However, it had miraculously escaped affecting all bodies of red, leaving the Red Sea untouched. The only garbage-free spot in the world, it now was home to dozens of refugees who
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3only to find that the poor creature had been driven to the brink of extinction. I was left with a dilemma: risk arrest by getting Mom some lobster, or try to save the species?
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6because he wanted to. He did it because he was a desperate man with a wife and twenty-five children to feed. Only by selling out the crew to the evil corporation could he get his
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2alone under the glowcloud. His warning echoed in my head as I glanced around. Mutants? Were there really mutants? Maybe Wolverine was
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7the forces of Hell sprang from the ground. If we were going to die, I wanted to die doing what I loved. Brimstone surrounded me -- the screams of the damn filled me as did he.