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But think about it is all she did. All morning. Was she expecting Kof to call? She didn't know. What if he did? What would she say? So what if Kof didn't call. She hadn't promised. -
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hit that nostalgic hot spot. But that was ancient technology. Almost as ancient as when we built their Great Pyramids. Two days in a yellow sun and willing natives.
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lacked the skills to survive their onslaught. I'm "alive" if being a brain in a jar qualifies as living. They've promised me a body soon. I asked for a clone but my insurance won't
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and the possum you rode in on if I have to but can't we first have some of these fine hobo beans. That way we can fill our bellys and calm ourselves down." The hot can in the fire
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They all ran into the End.
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So Dr. Goodfeel asked Miss Thing. "Is the Poxtraiffic in the room with us now?" Miss Thing gave him an elevated brow and pointed to the Poxtraiffic in the corner behind a fern.
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The audience did not explode. They might have wished to explode. Instead they were locked in a stupor at the realization that they still had to live their lives after seeing this.
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inside a body bag. The magician slowly unzips the body bag to reveal that yes it is The Rock, Dwayne Johnson. THe magician brandishes an electric carving knife and starts to carve
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the medical bills of some random needy person. But why? They were going to die anyway. No, instead, we took all that extra money and threw outrageous parties like Diddy's.
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akimbo since most had been dead long enough to lack the flesh to hold them out. Their tongueless mouths gurgling out a plea for brains. She used the fire axe to bash the head of
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Nonplussed by these events the venues had to survive or they didn't. Case in point, when the Bijou Threater wasn't being used to host plays they hosted the periwinkle ramona.
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They surrounded the opioid den with everything they had. Snipers across the street. When the couple came out the police found out they had cornered the wrong couple. Recriminations
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"I did it because it needed doing and I was there," Hermine said puzzled that Harry couldn't see that. Harry was pacing and he kept looking through the blinds to the parking lot.
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But the captain heard soon enough to stop the keel hauling. "Bosun, you must understand that any keel hauling absurd this ship is by my order. Unless you meant to mutiny. Did you?"
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upon them when they were us? Those who noted these things noted nothing out of the ordinary. As for the missing tune we can only assume it was carried away by one of the lunatics.
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I was chewing gum. So far I had only bit myself once. I did walk past my destination too. I spit out the gum. So what if I couldn't do both at the same time, walk and chew gum.
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was relived every time that he's see a Folder do it.
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raise my knickers when he stopped me for a last glance at my ass. Plus he paid in cash more than I was asking. Said it was him paying the tax we were worth. Whatever that meant.
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matter in their porridge would solve our problem. Then Princess Harriet can have her Coming Out party without having to kill anymore of them. The message would be clear to all.
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but with all of the writers on strike maybe AI will take our finished Folding Stories to crank out a script for a new television show starring Steve Buscemi as a retired detective.