Finished Folds (61—80)
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1I awoke from the dream with a smile on my face. As I rose from my bed I saw the man from the dream standing in my room. He reached into his trousers and pulled out an eenormous
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6asses. Now I was alone with my gun and the boredom quickly drove me insane. I started playing Russian roulette with myself but this being a desert eagle the game wont last long.
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2they were also really horny. George pulled out his wiener and slapped it in jimmy's face. "Im not that sort". Said Jimmy. "I know but I am." said george as he slapped jimmys ass.
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2for the last time". I took out my shotgun and pointed it at my head. I pulled the trigger and with a big bang saw my friend die. My brain was so stupid I had pointed the wrong end.
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0inserted his hard drive into her internal matrix. "I hope that has been checked for viruses". She said. "Protection slows down the process and is less efficient". Suddenly a huge
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1INQUIRE THIS!" at the same moment he would ram his spikey head into there faces, impaling there eyes. The screams of his classmates brought him joy. The spikeless porcupines now
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0I will boil them in a stew and then feed the homeless with it". Just then a giant panda appeared. "Look at the size of that panda!" cried Cinderella. The panda swung at her with
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3entire country. They started by training mutated ferrets to carry tiny swords. This tiny army could swarm the governments forces and they would be hard to hit. The ferret leader
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4call the Korean restaurant and sell you to them!". On hearing this the mayor pulled out his revolver and aimed it at the servants head. "You touch that phone and you die". The
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6are under arrest". I turned to say: "What for? and err why are you whispering?". The policeman explained that there was a huge rabies infected panda behind me sleeping. I reached
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2She preferre to practice dancing outside. Huge crowds would form to point and laugh at how terrible she was. "ahahah you're pathetic!" they would shout. "Shes terrible ahaha". One
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3Lightning streaked across the sky and the trident rose to catch it. The charged weapon was now ready to be handed by the gods to a mortal worthy enough to carry it. His name was
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2is punishable by having your ding dong eaten by a bear whilst you are fully conscious. Why bears crave ding dong is a mystery. Just then Sherlock Holmes arrived. " I hear you have
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6climb a flower. She just squashed it in her first step. Unfortunately the flower had been growing on an old anti personnel mine. Shaky'ras legs blasted into a hundred pieces. Blood
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1glasses and good lighting. Since I had neither to hand the figure was unknowable to me. I decided to punch the figure hard in the stomach. Its funny how boredom can make you do
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4"Yes, that and badger vagina." he said. I informed him of the rising tuberculosis epidemic among the badger population. He simply said " I just gotta have me some badger vagina".
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2Suddenly a giant penis sprouted from her forehead. She thwacked it about knocking me unconscious. I woke completely drenched in a sticky substance. I used my pregnancy test kit and
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3The worms of Flatland were renowned for there generously proportioned members. To non biologists it was hard to tell the difference between the worm and its giant member. Touching
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2From behind, a slab of steak leapt to my defence. "dont touch my friend" the steak said as he unsheathed his stake knife! Steel clashed with steel, butter clashed with steak. I ran
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5So I snuck behind the receptionist and used my floss to choke her ninja style. After showing my boss the new floss he was impressed with its strength and durability. The phone rang