Finished Folds (21—40)
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3Because along this path was a mutated panda holding a giant whale penis. He charged at me swinging the giant member wildly and hitting me on the head. I passed out for 5 minutes
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1Until the gorilla stuck his backside out the top window and unleashed and avalanche of ape waste product onto the robots head. The robot fell to the ground covered in
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5Penelope watched as a herd of angry mutated pandas crash through her front door. A pack of highly agitated giraffes came through the back door and through the roof came a group of
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1Spontaneously combust. The doctor enjoyed the smell of the freshly cooked human. Suddenly a huge whale penis dropped from the sky trapping the doctor. "What the hell?" He said.
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2But eventually swallowing them all. Deep in the bowels of hell the devil welcomed the. "People in bands belong here as you are mostly lefty douche types". The band started
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2Sean connery and christian slater grabbed jean and shoved her into the cauldron. They turned up the heat and jeans skin turned black and her flesh peeled of her bones. Sean
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1some salt with those brains. Suddenly a giant whales penis dropped from the sky. "WTF is wrong with the world!" someone screamed. "This makes no sense!" shouted another. THE END
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3The bear then ripped both my legs off. I screamed in again as the bear stuffed his face with my legs. He burped loudly then waddled away. I managed to crawl to a nearby cave but
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1One day a huge whale turd dropped onto the basketball court. The disgusting crap splashed into the players faces. The stench made most of them puke there guts out. The whale turd
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3alester brown was a hated figure. Most people just wanted to punch him in the face when ever they saw him. But it was the smell that kept them away. He absolutely stunk of rotting
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3e a good toenail is ugly and burnt at the stake. Lord alester brown rounded up all the poorly maintained toe nailed women and exterminated them. He was a cruel and insane man. The
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5The inane ravings of this lunatic were recorded for use in training psychiatric students. Suddenly a herd of mutated wilderbeasts with cat AIDS jumped onto a whales back. The whale
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1a pandas anus. This was due to a childhood incident involving a panda sitting on her face. She knew the only way to confront her fear was to face it. She flew to China and found
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2'The Beatles are all dead thank god!'. I thought this was a bit cruel but I was a little bit sick and tired of the dreary repetitive beatniks still stuck in last century. I decided
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3successfully mate with a panda. This was due to a rare gene he carried as a result of his very adventurous grandmother and her frequent trips to china. The Chinese authorities
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4gripped him tightly and sqeezed hard until his legs dropped off. Miroslavs torso was then dropped onto the tallest spire of Notre Dame cathedral. The spire impaled his ass but he
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1camels testicles. When the book was published the literary press was shocked and outraged at the breaking of such a taboo subject as camel balls. Camel rights activists were
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1started to eat the leaves just to get some peace and quiet. "Nooooo" screamed the talking leaves. A few hours later the giraffe began to fart but it was in the sound of the leaves.
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3Taylor dropped his pants and proceeded to urinate down onto the clowns head. "What the hell is wrong with you!" shouted the clown. He frantically wiped it off his face. Taylor
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1playing. The wall shook briefly then collapsed into a pile of rubble. Smoke filled the air and Bronco coughed and wafted the dust away. He realised he had urinated in his pants so