Finished Folds (41—60)
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4he was clearly not a trained doctor because he spelled 'though' with a 't' the end. After killing 20 patients who came in with a mild cough he was sacked and then arrested. He
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2is where I have been exiled by the writers guild. You are a boring fool they told me. So here I am stuck on the moon with the wierdos who only write about pandas and penis. I will
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5are taken directly from a pandas testicles. The pay for this job is good because it is so dangerous. Some animal rights activists claim this is exploitation but the panda gets free
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1d that he try to fly so early. I could not resist urinating off the edge and onto his splattered corpse. "Drink this andy ahah" I shouted. Andy was only 3 but he had once stolen
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3I also never thought anyone could write a story from beyond the grave but one day I asked god for a quill and parchment. He said "what do you think this is the 12th century?" God
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4"Why did you grow that in your head and not the garden or something?" He asked. "I can grow things anywhere I want. Dont tell me what to do". She replied. He grabbed her head and
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0But my leg was caught on a giant whale penis. "What the hell! Who leaves a whale penis on the floor?!" I shouted. I picked myself up and began to run but my other leg was caught
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2As I began the first fold a mutated panda suddenly dropped from a passing airplane. "What is wrong with the world" I said to myself. The panda began to squat down and
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3Together they formed an abba tribute band. They toured the world until one day the plumber was violently raped by a pack of beach turtles. The horrific ordeal changed the group
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4Franklin was suddenly interrupted by a giant platypus falling through the ceiling. It killed washington Instantly and franklin vowed to eradicate the creature from the planet
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2Ramming a bloated whale penis down his throat until he choked. The funeral was a joyous occasion for tbe town. Its biggest retarded pervert was gone. Suddenly a horny whale arrived
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2Huge whale penis laying on the floor.
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2It was his mirror. His face looked like it had been carved off by a diseased butcher. Put in a pinta. Beaten with hockey sticks and the resulting mess put back onto his head.
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8It turned her on to see the men slapping each other. Hitler and stalin began a naked pilow fight that quickly turned to some light petting. Hitlers wife was filming them. Stalin
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4One day juliet killed herself because she felt insecure about her shape. Her sister capulet was a different shape and was very confident. She missed juliet now and prayed
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5Suddenly a giant mutated one eyed panda jumped out at him tearing at his face. His nose was torn off and he spat out blood into the pandas face. This only made it worse. The panda
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1Gary was also a closet racist and regularly called for the extermination of spongebobs people. He constructed a series of oxygen chambers where sponges could be herded Into and
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3He searched the Internet for safe places a boy dragon could go to meet other boy dragons. He found a club called th Flaming Scale. When he arrived he looked around at all the
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3He entered the interview room and to his shock at the end of the large desk there sat a giant walrus wearing a tie. "Rrrrraaaaaarrrrrrrrgggblurgle" it said as it gestured me to sit
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1"Listen son iv been having these feelings for you and I think its time I acted on them". She said. "Eww gross you're not my mom" I screamed. "Thats right son im actually your dad".