Finished Folds (141—160)
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2In and, regrettably, burned. The agony lasted for 30 days and 30 nights until I was finally unleashed upon the village, my laughing face in each raindrop, sizzling the villagers sk
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4I caught her having a threesome with two men made of cocaine. Then I realised her lampshades were made of cocaine. And the bed. I ran down the powdery stairs and out the powdery h-
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5With all the seasoning it could master. "Great, you'll see you at 10am for the Pretty Patty Pageant." and he left. The meat smiled to itself. They had no idea it was to rid the wo-
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6Uggling down weak Australian lager. Eventually you and your fellow Aussies would be strung up and cooked like shrimp on a barbie to a party of inebriated kangaroos. BYOG.
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4Placed matchsticks under his eyelids. "Now you go out to play, and remember to be a very good boy!" Sloppy Joe did what he usually did. Burned out cars. He used to pretend Ma Bell
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2My saviour? He, or it, loomed into view. It was Harry from Harry and the Henderson! Glancing down, I recoiled in horror. It had Kim Jong Un and Donald Trump for legs!
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4Called "Choking down Arbys meat" which was met with international misinterpretation. My decline was brief but violent. I out Lohan'ed Lohan. Out Britney'ed Britney. My rock bottom
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6Strangled me to death with my own testicles. Eventually the dwarf located another princess and, after wooing her, climbed inside her and shouted "birth me into a new life together"
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4His brand new teeth danced out of his mouth to greet her. She weaved them into a beautiful bone necklace, and danced merrily on the hills. That night, the human fairy took her away
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9"Both. And usually my brothers like to join in." So it was Poseidon, Zeus, Hades, Flopper the dolphin and his wife meeting up with director Ben Dover in a seedy strip joint.
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9Ping my ears off and dying my hair red with the blood?" I looked at him for a second. "Not sure how great she'd be for installing alarm systems, but she could work at my saugage fa
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3With that hottie taxidermist. The surgery done, I go to her office, to see two giant dead stitched up rats holding her hostage. I'd left my scalpal behind. As a brain surgeon I
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14Mean to be Periwinkle Ramona? Regina & Delores Mudd glanced at each other. "The band is a musical worship to the human fungus." "What human fungus?" "We're not allowed to talk abo-
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5The farmers daughter had heard the legend of the lizard man's tongue. Unfortunately her father disapproved and had access to shotguns, so she and the lizard man decided to kill him
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2Nazis who would roam the village late at night, their bulb heads flashing on and off as they searched for Jews. I met the suitcase man with a universe inside, I spoke with the
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4"After we cover the corpse in slime, we know how to hide the crime." Well, I certainly wasn't going to take that sort of thing from a bunch of undead slugs, so I run to the kitchen
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7Then the paper their life ran on was screwed up and thrown away. The artists pencil is jabbed deep into his eye. When he reached heaven, he saw God was already dead.
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7Undid my jeans and the first tarantula-like leg shoots out, knocking one staff member out. Another pops out and chokes the staff to death. I remove my jeans and scuttle away.
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3Got much of a name in the tape trading scene, which was the measure of success for most sexploitation directors. Still, at least he had the scene with the college nymphos and the
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5Forbidden spells as it lurched towards Kenny, other skeletons climbing out of its bones, engulfing into flames and looming towards Kenny. Weapons materialised into their skeletal