Finished Folds (221—240)
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214. Ingest the sun via your left nostril. 15. Enter the Miss Universe competition and shoot a fireball at Donald Trump. 16. Become a necromancer and convince caviar to overthrow
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3Their honeymoon and things weren't going well. The private D.I dressed as a scythe had let Mrs Death know that her husbands paranoia about theft had stemmed from huge debts owed to
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6Housewife I found under the winding stairs. He upended the Jack and took a hearty swig. "Right, breathe, breathe, and Push." Clouds started forming underneath her and out popped
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3I was so giddy with excitement about the news of still being alive I ran out into th street, forgetting the carnival was on. I was squashed dead by elephants, carts and brass bands
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0Little did she know she'd accidentally initiated her own self destruct chip lodged in her brain from her barely remembered kidnapping eons before. Chicken and rice flies everywhere
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2Il one day the realisation hit him like a nail in a coffin. "I can raid the dead!" he exclaimed. "Angus, vomit clear up on aisle 3" Billionaire planet cemetery. Twas too perfect.
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2Broken bread with instead of being beaten bloody with one. You can not only fold a story, but fold yourself out of any predicament too. This was Houdinis finest secret.
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4Up a bit. A spinning vegemite smeared faux fur can become quite the offensive weapon, and failing that, can open up a vortex t send your enemy to the vegemite universe. Dark there.
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2All three heads of Midnight came leaping out of the well of despair and drenched my face in the slobber of tentacle ridden tongues. Madness did love his scruffy wuffy.
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4See the clockwork elves. This drug is crazzzzyyy. She thought. The word crazy lit up around her, and the elves began their clockwork dance around the lettering. Welcome to the show
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1Pickled in various juices but as heroic as ever. I AM WEASEL. He shouted. Oh great, he's gone mad. Put him in the recuperation tank. Th one with the piranhas? No. The other smashed
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1I did not expect the lump hammer to the head during the second round. A smash becomes more smashing with brain damage. I think I found God that day. Or a walrus impersonating Him
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3The fart acted as a propeller and he smashed through the window and strangled me in the wheels of his chair. My last words were "I deserved this." He chuckled in agreement. The end
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4cture a spinning vortex underneath your bed with the distant yowling of a cat. This very event was going to shape the rest of my day. I put on my best suit and dived in.
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4He gazed at us solemnly, and nodded. Pushing up his sleeves, he marched straight towards the enemy. Blood, bones and organs flew through the air. Ahh, the equaliser!
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3You see, the beggars weren't just here for a meal, they were adding tasty fat to themselves in order to prepare themselves for the next meal! This is far better than recycling
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5Breadsticks, detergent, gallons upon gallons of Anti-itch. Prof. Ivey had some problems far greater than the UFO he'd uncovered in the rainforest. I hear whispering from the craft
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1Captain kirk appeared in a doctors smock and yellow marigolds. Spock had once had a sleepiness night discovering something called "flash fiction" and, fearing for the worst, leapt
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3Over the course of a year the alien spiders bred and bred until they covered over 1/6th of the Earths surface. France was the first to accept their new alien overlords. Kim Jong Un
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2Ah, his ex wife Venus. Had a rather scandalous affair with Ganymede from what I recall. Pluto wasn't over the moon about. He strived to see his child Nibiru again, prove himself