Finished Folds (161—180)
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4People shooting at her, and climbed laughing on top of their piling bodies. Fist raised to the sky, she triumphantly yells "I AM TESS-LA!" The smart bimbo took their supplies and
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6When the cyborgs marched in and said they had orders for your execution. Glad to finally be freed from recording hideous infomercials, you held their hands and danced your way out
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4It was like a scene from the matrix, but with fish. A slap from a tail in recoiling the opponent backwards with a powerful thrust. But these little fishes were not aware of the gre
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2Maybe it was time he finally revealed his identity to the world. He leapt out his seat, ripped open his shirt and displayed his arms on his hips. "I AM. ZEST. MANNNNN."
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3The pigs had me hogtied, roasting over an open fire with an apple cooking in my mouth. If I was to devise any method to finally escape Swine City once and for all, this would be th
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4Over. Sir, you can no longer fulfil your contract. That means your soul is now property of the devil. Now, join the rest of us hell bound in the kitchen. Today's special is actor
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3a as the slobbering daemon that lived in my trousers was poised and ready to attack. "I'M THE FREAKING MAN OF THE YEAR!!" I scream, unleashing my member of dismemberment. My boss
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3rating to hatch so you escape to the bathroom, bag in toe. 1,2,3,8,where was 9 and 10? In desperation, you flush the dinos down the loo. Meanwhile, the hatchlings enjoy the rows.
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5For the pots, that iron one looked like it was dented, and decided she would dent Stu. Grabbing her shotgun off of the mantlepiece, she slams the door open and begins down the hall
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5Ing was the inventors themselves being human sized habanero cheddar grilled cheese sandwiches. Their kind had invaded the Earth and won, dooming YouTube to a million chili shows.
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6And she let out a shriek and swiped the cross necklace away from me. "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS WHELKS IN HULL." She screamed, and opened her legs to only have a mini carnival parade
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3Would he like his "lobster" cooked? "Very rare, and very plentiful." Satan gurgled as he chuckled. In came the line of human lobsters, about to take their "swimming lesson."
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4Messiah, pointing his finger in baaahnation in all his pink wigged glory. I told him that as he was a prodigy and a messiah, maybe he should form a collaboration between
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3To whip up a crisp salad to go with the marinated salmon. I chopped and I sliced and I served like a banshee from hell, which was what I was becoming whilst the device flamed my
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5Duckling with a bazooka attached to its head. The other ducklings would always ignore me and swim away. Well. If I have to go, you bet your ass the world is coming with me. KABOOM
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5But, to his dismay, he found out later his matted remnants had come alive and stolen his bride to be and were on their hairymoon! Why did he even buy hair lotion in the first place
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4Ly you would smother many cacti in cow Frisbees and plug any available orifice. Then turn the sacrifice into a human torch. The offering is chosen by a lottery. Any questions?
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1If I was up for going on the piss. NOT NOW!! I text furiously. I was terrified somethwas going to make the TNT explode any minute. Mum's ringtone went off. PHONECALL SCREENED.
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5Them and lammicken was safe. Lammi, Chaz and Lord Vacuity decided to cuddle for warmth under thie blanket. In the dark, a match is struck, and they see the voodoo masked StigMartyr
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3Maybe he should befriend bigger animals, so he didn't look so big and fat when out in public, he mused as he scoffed peanuts by the trunk full. He looked ridiculous with the crows.