Finished Folds (21—40)
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7Parasailing. I'd always hated heights. I could always murder people with model rockets? Or rob a bank and buy loads of crack. Yeah, thats it, I'll buy a bunch of crack, sell my TV.
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2But I figured I could change him, in time. We married on top of a volcano. Come the wedding night, th old sod had served me flame grilled butler. I et him, then asked for a divorce
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8About prejudice towards the love they shared. In death they could live freely, unbound from the chains of repression. They headed towards the only afterlife market they could find
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5Stared blankly and replied "Please don't point your appendage at me." "Oh, sorry." Draenei replied, tucking it away. "Never mind how it crashed. What's of upmost importance now is
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3Weep with her. My blood would mix with our tears and as the knife slowly twisted I in my minds eye would transcend this world and wilt in a rapidly decaying galaxy.
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1The murder hornets copulated with the nuclear spiders and the chemtrail wolves, and together they set the world on fire and lit a marshmallow over it. The music playing was SClub 7
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2It took about 3hrs for the dancing pixies to turn into leering, malicious alienesque pirates. I tried to escape on the minute hand of the clock but soon caught up to their hour.
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3Now with him put to rest, she could pursue her lifelong dream. She brought the carefully preserved boy-corpse out from her closet. She was going to be the best ventriloquist ever!
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2Less panties, about finding a god that tells me to commit murder. A REAL one, so I have a good alibi in court. But then i realise my life is but an ugly rendition of At The Carwash
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1AND THE DIRT IS GONE. "Oh nooo." we moaned in unison. "It's invisible Barry Scott!" "You guys used Cillit Bang yet?" Barry asked keenly. After a pause, we decided to face the goons
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4The streets, praying to God for a clue, an answer. That's when the S.W.A.T team landed in front of me, armed to the nines with AK47s and bow ties that doubled as cutting discs
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4Billie Jean was incapable of love and friendship. Years of childhood abuse plus a birth defect replacing many of his extremities wiyh corkscrews had killed any empathy he may have
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3With a tittyslap dipped in concrete. When he regained consciousness he couldn't recall much of anything, opting to simply drool at her. It was only later she found the cock circus
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4and Jim Carrey had that unforgettable duet with Cannibal Corpse. The sweet love they made to the aural senses helped mold a new breed of utterly hilarious serial killers.
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5During the composition, causing the rod to deform its intent and its symphony created havoc and mayhem throughout the land, in C minor.
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0Spin the bottle with Thor, and the bottle smashing created the universe. The milky way is just a yoghurt stain God painted in a dodgy place to make all the heads of Cerberus laugh
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5Meanwhile, at the Legion of Doom, world leaders, the disney corporation, 5g inventors and the Beatles laughed maniacally. "Fools, ignorant fools." Fuhrer Trump tweeted to the assem
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4Came from people who had inserted themselves into figures from Madame Tussauds. The odd one had built their own homage to Paris Hiltons character in House of Wax
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5"What does that mean?" "Well, guv, it means she's probably a witch. Check 'er nips and if she' s got 'em, we play Burn or Drown." "Do we need dice for that?" "Not exactly, Sir."
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2Not to seen to be afraid, as I attempt to finally put to an end this murderous sunset. A knife appears in my hand. I lunge forwards, and the Sun disappears yet again. "COWARRRD!"