Finished Folds (241—250)
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3You see, the beggars weren't just here for a meal, they were adding tasty fat to themselves in order to prepare themselves for the next meal! This is far better than recycling
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5Breadsticks, detergent, gallons upon gallons of Anti-itch. Prof. Ivey had some problems far greater than the UFO he'd uncovered in the rainforest. I hear whispering from the craft
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1Captain kirk appeared in a doctors smock and yellow marigolds. Spock had once had a sleepiness night discovering something called "flash fiction" and, fearing for the worst, leapt
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3Over the course of a year the alien spiders bred and bred until they covered over 1/6th of the Earths surface. France was the first to accept their new alien overlords. Kim Jong Un
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2Ah, his ex wife Venus. Had a rather scandalous affair with Ganymede from what I recall. Pluto wasn't over the moon about. He strived to see his child Nibiru again, prove himself
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3The hordes of women that would flock from lands afar just to breathe in the air in the House my junk hair built. Perhaps we could just leave out pans to catch the sulphuric rain?
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3Nautilus, then you sink your ship into her flowing waters. I thought everybody knew that! No wonder Neptune is so grumpy
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4The wallflowers disowned me as soon as I got there. At first leaning away, then feasting on my supple body. Being digested by wallflowers is an interesting experience
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5Frankly, worse than the Queen Mother's. Who would've thought, out of all the different theories about the universe, David Ickes was the most right? Queen Liz ate a star hungrily
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2Eleanor, meanwhile, had transformed into a giant crocodile type creature from another dimension, so I guessed I could skip looking decent for now. I'd only have to clean the pants