Finished Folds (21—40)
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4severely incapacitated by inbreed and heavy use of brick infused pillow fights. Any brains the social justice warriors had ever summoned, was being either banged or banged away.
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4Princess Bubblegum laid her hand on the Holy Bubble. "Bla bla bla..., so help me Gum." She was found guilty and sentenced to forty flavors of hard rubber. Mr. Frog excorted
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4Step 8: Lecture an Italian chef on how to properly cook pasta. Assure the same that you will always "be there" for them, every step of the way. Don't mean what you say.
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1And so was I in Wolfenstein 3D. But as I experienced little resistance due to awesome gaming ability, I grew bored. With boredom came carelessness and indifference. I had become
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7and I'm an gamaholic." "- Hi Kevin," the congregation greeted him unanimously. Kevin continued, "It's been six days since I last touched my WASD keys, and I want to die." Silence
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6I leaned back in my armchair and blocked out the voice urging me to do things. I reached for the glass of aged single malt from Islay and had another sip. There was serenity, but
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5tickled to breaking point in the town library. I wouldn't break though. I had prepared for this moment for too long. No one alive could make me giggle. Except for this book
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3the playground where I spend most days. There I enjoy staring out through the fence. I smile a lot. Occasionally I will lick the fence post closest to me, just to get a taste of
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4went Safari on it until it was beyond repair. "Well," my brother Browser said, "there's no Netscape out of this one. You gotta build a new one out of that Mosaic." I thought
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5bad as fermented Baltic sea herring. It pleased her to see harm get to others and the girl often assisted so that it would. Not long after arriving at the orphanage in Saskatchewan
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5born from, had been their mother's. Paul reflected upon reproduction and had another cracker. He broke it in half, for Polly wanted a cracker too. And sharing is caring.
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5in my underwear. With no way of making ice, the polar pool party surely would fail. The penguins would sweat all over the poolside and the walruses would relentlessly flap their
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3a glass door I hadn't noticed. With a dizzy head, a limp and nose blood running down my upper body I was perfect for the job. That's what the director told me when
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2Working as a maid at the Sands Hotel in Vegas, she had walked in on a suffocating Dean Martin doing house keeping. Determined to share a drink with him, this grandma
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4trance moves. Old Ben's body squeaked and cracked despite his limbs moving elegantly to an imagined 142 bpm. His grandson was enchanted by the dance and finally able to
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12Open a Canada fine tomato pulp and heat it up to boiling point. 5th, Denmark the level to which to add the pulp and pour it in. 6th, Kenya smell the bolognese already? If not
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6d'état later. Now as the head of government and accompanied by an inquisitive entourage. I was not impressed. The only thing I could think of was the stench of
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4My head was pounding, my body ached. I felt like vomiting and had a real bad thirst. I could barely move from all the disgust and anxiety. Still I complimented my wife: "Delicious
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3. People even went to cinemas queuing to see Moonraker opening all over again. Fancy Bond and Goodhead fighting Drax in space and chased by Jaws. Awesome dental work by the way.
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1There was no need to improve. She already qualified for the job. Polly was queen by birth right and the people of Polyp adored their ignorant ruler. To stay in power all she had to