Finished Folds (81—100)
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2lost like have of my weight. So I began to starve myself. I cut back on beer and pizza. I hoped one day I would fit through that window. Before every English class I would
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8They moved like epileptics at a stroboscope dense rave club. And they learned wealth does little for you when you've dipped your tongue in an aquarium full of pet electric eels.
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2put hot pockets in the gas tank without opening the lid." The lid was covered in cheese, fat and pieces of the filling. It seemed to go well with the state of the car though. My
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5it was not visible to the naked eye, but it was there. Tiny photons were blocked by my body while those around me hit the sand. What could I do with this dense sphere of plutonium?
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1"But what did those wise words mean?" Master Po wondered. He gazed into the open bible where a sentence was underlined. It was Mark 14:52, and after reading, it became clear
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6. And millennia ago an ancestor of Fect discovered that anxiety correlates with absence of butterflies. Named the Butterfly Effect of Fect it describes this troubled state of mind.
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3my snake either. "Enough of this crap," I thought to myself. "Mama!" I cried, "I'm moving out. Help me pack." But I didn't know where to go or how to move my whole collection of
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5for that candy company. Peter Jackson had thought it was gonna be great advertising to have Gandalf do a tv spot; "You shall not pass on this fudge." It was a surprise
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4will do anything for a few dollars more, so he took care of that business for peanuts. Man, that Richard Branson likes peanuts! So now the Intrepid crew could set the course for
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4. Or on a contrary initiative how Ghandi forgave his assassin just after being shot. Forgiveness seems part of the Vorgon life style. This characteristic may be why Vorgons never
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4Luckily the little night music was that by Mozart, and you could barely hear Tom Jones' futile attempts to outshout it. "This is bad yoga," I thought as a tried to remove my legs
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2thirty pieces of silver and a settlement was made. The son got married to his third wife, and all the contemporary wives celebrated. They served donuts and goat at the wedding.
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3I offered the patron some mentoring on Ren Fair code of conduct. After a few bitch slaps, his acting had made satisfactory improvements. "To bee or not to bee," was the
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6Stevie Wonder behind the wheels. We have great support from our sponsor providing us with the finest set of wheels you can imagine; the Chevrolet Uplander." Bob Dylan entered and
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6not totally uneducated myself. I knew a thing or two about warts. So I invited the brokers over for a complimentary
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2"Good gases!" gasped Gerry. "God gave granny's growing gut greatness." "Going
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4The mountain surrounded her. Protected by thick steel doors and solid rock, she pushed a red button. It hadn't been done since 1945. The president had just ordered a
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6had not only eaten Mango Tango, but also Radical Red and Robin's Egg Blue. Half way through Inchworm I stopped, shoved in my hand and threw it all up on the paper. Now that's art
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2prove to be too easy. So in search of a worthy challenge, I dipped myself in super glue, rolled over the Houdini book, and threw my body towards the wall. Stuck. It was a sensation
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2but fine athletic men, all of them. One of the upsides was that it came with the job to shave those hairy bastards down. Boris the butcher was particularly