Finished Folds (181—200)
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4His girlfriend called an ambulance, but by the time the paramedics arrived, their patient was nothing more than a puddle of waxy goo and some clothes on the floor.
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0insult my benevolent kingdom! How dare you defile your tastebuds and wallets like this! HOW DARE YOU DISPUTE MY DIVINITY!!!" Ronald McDonald grabbed the nearest child by the throat
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1. The affected films would exhibit poor acting, an overuse of special effects and long, drawn out romantic scenes with a complete lack of chemistry. The infection was incurable.
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3Little did she know that she would be arrested by police monkeys from the Animal Kingdom for producing counterfeit currency.
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1ter, so Ms Elbi argued to the German government that the Gustapo, the stand-up comedy division of the Gestapo, should not be disbanded along with the rest of Hitler's reich.
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4That was when my girlfriend was inspired to set up the Flatulence Inquisition in order to hunt down any and all farters. I was forced to blame mine on the dog, whom they put down.
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4em whatever inane YouTube videos you liked, and perhaps in doing so cause them to realise that no-one really cares what other people watch on the internet.Unless it's asdfmovie, or
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3. The Galactic Librarian was outraged. The Hall of Answers was supposed to be a repository of scholarly wisdom and boundless knowledge, not this colossal pile of inane questions!
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3, though that was probably because of the amount of times his obnoxious high-speed antics had caused his passengers to throw up in the back, not because of the sports car's colour.
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2On his way back to the bridge, Wesley spotted Captain Picard overseeing the construction of a new electrical generator for the Enterprise, fuelled by the corpses of dead redshirts.
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4, which explained why she had so many kids following her around everywhere, even when she spent nearly all her pay as an assassin on childcare. She had considered asking Daddyo to
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6, in fact, he had more involvement in the naming of the WMPPTF than he did in this plan, and he didn't even know what the letters WMPPTF were supposed to stand for. Still, he could
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6and scooped out the exploded cat remains onto a plate. As he was reaching for a fork, he heard the door open. His father was home early.
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0As I continued to get my head down and bury myself in paperwork,distractions naturally continued to arise.I don't know howmany times some idiotic child thought it would be funny to
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4truly free from the shackles that western society has placed upon you. If you live in an eastern society, however, there is an entirely different set of traditions. First, you must
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1and prepared their dissection tools. Or, as a non-enlightened soul might describe it, they revved their chainsaws. Jay struggled to get free from the cultists' bus, but he couldn't
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4n light suddenly shone out from the star, but before I could react, I was dragged into a shielded bunker as my planet exploded around my ears. Now I was the only poet on Alderaan.
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7f nature smashes through your wall, tentacles flailing, before pulling a pastel-coloured safari animal from its pocket and asking for a light. How much of this stuff had he smoked?
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4no Wonder Woman, but she had earned a fearsome reputation, despite not being able to speak anything but her obscure native tongue. When I met her, she was in the middle of
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3two. Eventually he gave up on trying to fix the power outage and hired an astromech droid to sort it out whilst he went in search of his Jedi destiny elsewhere, on a planet called