Finished Folds (341—360)
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4"I'm so sorry" he whispered to the seal. The seal stared back with contempt, her eyes a window into a jaded and broken soul. The jetski hadn't just wounded her outside, but inside.
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2How he would keep her from finishing a sentence for twenty years, he didn't know. Luckily Mrs Hawke was doing a sponsored silence this afternoon, so that gave him until 3pm to thin
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3Things could only go downhill from there. I heard that most of the gang was arrested for murder, incited by religious hatred of wiccans. No-one believed that it was an accident.
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4with force. He sighed. This was the worst part of his job. Not the actual beating up of upstart "funny" guys, he quite enjoyed that, but all the paperwork and copper dodging that
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1would be just one of many "specialist" wings dedicated to catering to the every desire of those with more money than sanity. The only problem was, where to get the money? That was
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3solve the world's energy crisis. If only everything could be solved by this method. I then elapsed into a waking dream state of fantasy and hallucinogenic rolling waves of purple a
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5rid of these absurd fetishes that keep creeping into our conversations. At that, we set off for war. War never changes, except when there's giant mutated whale panda hybrids in it.
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2appeared, snatching the pizza. "Stope that Panda!" I cried "It's making off with my Peperoni and Cheese!" but it was to no avail. My life had certainly taken a turn for the worse.
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2"It's an epedemic!" cried the midwife, but the Doctor dismissed the events as a mere viral marketing campaign by whoever makes Spam. The paperwork for that one was an absolute
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4my family had been too embarrassed to tell me the truth. Anyway, once that ordeal was over, I got to my feet and decided to finally get my act together. At last, I was actually goi
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3massing at the gates of the city, demanding gold and booze, while enticing the youth of today by checking out their mixtapes and posting hashtags. Humanity was clearly doomed to
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0at the disgusting thing, carving it up into small chunks for the butcher to flog to unsuspecting customers down the road. But in doing so, the Prof lost his whole train of thought
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2put a stop to this nonsense by sedating the whale, before giving everyone a stern lecture on substance abuse before taking to the air on gilded wings. The survivors of the incident
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3be done about this spike in paranormal activity, but the phone line was dead. The door was locked. The windows were barred and barricaded. It took three months to find his body.
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4collapsed from exhaustion, apparently drained from retelling this epic tale using only the language of beeps and whistles used by astromech droids. This tall tale was not the first
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3such time-travelling feats were confined to the realms of science fiction and fantasy, but this eccentric old man, who had done such unspeakable things to a squirrel's nest,claimed
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5in the end, none of that mattered. He knew that his own film would eventually get recognition, even if it was only among the most obscure circles of film-buffery. Soon, the time of
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1Of course, I had prepared for this moment and swiftly drove them off with a spear and some hired muscle, which caused me a possibly undue amount of pleasure, given the resemblance.
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4"MY PLAYTHINGS ARE THE SOULS OF MORTAL MEN" I replied. That made for an awkward moment before I explained that I am, in fact, become death, destroyer of worlds.
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3their backsides, as all that stolen curry worked it's magic. Then, as if on cue, the captain emerged from the bowels of the ship, cursing the scurvy buccaneers beneath him.