Finished Folds (341—360)
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2appeared, snatching the pizza. "Stope that Panda!" I cried "It's making off with my Peperoni and Cheese!" but it was to no avail. My life had certainly taken a turn for the worse.
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2"It's an epedemic!" cried the midwife, but the Doctor dismissed the events as a mere viral marketing campaign by whoever makes Spam. The paperwork for that one was an absolute
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4my family had been too embarrassed to tell me the truth. Anyway, once that ordeal was over, I got to my feet and decided to finally get my act together. At last, I was actually goi
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3massing at the gates of the city, demanding gold and booze, while enticing the youth of today by checking out their mixtapes and posting hashtags. Humanity was clearly doomed to
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0at the disgusting thing, carving it up into small chunks for the butcher to flog to unsuspecting customers down the road. But in doing so, the Prof lost his whole train of thought
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2put a stop to this nonsense by sedating the whale, before giving everyone a stern lecture on substance abuse before taking to the air on gilded wings. The survivors of the incident
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3be done about this spike in paranormal activity, but the phone line was dead. The door was locked. The windows were barred and barricaded. It took three months to find his body.
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4collapsed from exhaustion, apparently drained from retelling this epic tale using only the language of beeps and whistles used by astromech droids. This tall tale was not the first
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3such time-travelling feats were confined to the realms of science fiction and fantasy, but this eccentric old man, who had done such unspeakable things to a squirrel's nest,claimed
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5in the end, none of that mattered. He knew that his own film would eventually get recognition, even if it was only among the most obscure circles of film-buffery. Soon, the time of
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1Of course, I had prepared for this moment and swiftly drove them off with a spear and some hired muscle, which caused me a possibly undue amount of pleasure, given the resemblance.
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4"MY PLAYTHINGS ARE THE SOULS OF MORTAL MEN" I replied. That made for an awkward moment before I explained that I am, in fact, become death, destroyer of worlds.
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3their backsides, as all that stolen curry worked it's magic. Then, as if on cue, the captain emerged from the bowels of the ship, cursing the scurvy buccaneers beneath him.
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10"Oh Tommy..." gasped Tesla, "You always did like to be... direct". Another moment of silence followed, this one more awkward than the last, before Edison took the upper hand by
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1Wait a minute... I'm sure I was almost as tall as an Orc mere moments ago. Didn't I have a human family? But before efore I could see through the obvious mind-altering magics, she
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4This was a mistake. One night, she returned with an entourage of Polish gangsters. They forcibly evicted her parents and used the house as a den for synthesising various narcotics.
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2face, biting and tearing at flesh. The rodent buried itself in blood and meat, gouging my eyes and crushing my nose. After a few minutes struggle, I managed to pull the monster off
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3. I couldn't take any more of this stress. As I was contemplating this abysmal situation, I slipped on a footbridge and fell into the river outside my office. Just what I needed.
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0But what could they do? They'd dug themselves into a conspiracy that was too deep for them to expose. Rumour has it they're still searching for justice to this day.
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2deeply. Inhaling the odour into his very soul. A maniacal grin split his features and he collapsed to the floor, rubbing his face into the dirt. Never again would he forsake his