Finished Folds (201—220)
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3The drunk stared back at me, splashing urine on my shoes with a surprised stagger. Soon, the paramedics and police arrived to sort the escalating situation out, but not before
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3It was a race against time in the factory. The children struggled to extract as much joy from popping bubble wrap as they could before the bubble wrap popping man ruined it all.
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7on top of the Empire State Building whilst wearing a gorilla suit. 15) Disregard number 4, it was weird and had little to do with backflips. 16) Take a selfie of yourself doing a
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2According to Lucy's mother, that last hobby wasn't the most ladylike of pursuits, but if she was going to become Empress of the world when she grew up, then torture was just one of
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2the fish will die!". Sory glared at DJ Ninja (for that is what the lad had insisted she call him) and after a few seconds deliberation, he gave in. "How will we remove these hoses?
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4the straw that breaks the camels back for the conservative Christian families of Foldingdale. The appointment of Deacon Squawkers has yet to cause any churchgoers to leave, though
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3went into the final stages of meltdown. One scientist rushed to hijack the nearest car in the parking lot while the other hauled a cardboard box full of the vaccines behind her.
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5clean and tidy, although I did spend a lot of time staring at this strange creature that had invaded my room and wondering whether "judgy" was a real word. At least the neighbors
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0This was quite unnerving for Medusa, as she wasn't used to seeing people moving around, the colour still in their cheeks. Who did this guy think he was? She raised a claw to strike
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3Seriously though, no amount of "Yo Mama" jokes could come close to describing this guy, but even so, no-one thought that his obesity would somehow become a threat to all mankind...
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8was ready to face the forces of evil head-on and save the Earth! Although, I never did find out what was up with the mysterious voices I'd been hearing.
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3was cute, but life-threatening nonetheless. This wasn't the strangest Halloween party that Bob had ever been to, but it was certainly the most realistic. Kind of. At that moment, a
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3that he was Leonardo DiCaprio. Once he woke up we had a hard time convincing him that he wasn't just in another level of the dream world from "Inception". But cyborgs are often
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3However, the meal was so small and unconventional that no-one thought to check the mouse for disease. Soon, everyone present was being rushed to A&E. This would prove to be the
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0His eyes glazed over as he began to stare into the middle distance, slowly coming to this realisation, but what he didn't know was that it might be too late. Another zombie had
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10unknown at first, but soon we saw they carried sabres and red flags emblazoned with a skull surrounded by green concentric circles. Whoever they were, they weren't pseudofishermen.
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2Luis Suarez would never give up on his dream of having the strongest bite in all professional football, and soon he would prove it by becoming a cannibal full-time. But first, he
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1There was one thing he had to do. One quest. One mission. He couldn't fail in this, not when the fate of the universe was at stake. He had to remember the word "Aubergine".
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1Still, she had other things to worry about. Her home was about to be repossessed due to another, unrelated legal battle which she had inexplicably lost. The bailiffs were due to
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3nearest hospital under armed guard, while the police started to search for the real ambassador. It didn't take long, as Modigliani showed up after about five minutes with a