Finished Folds (161—180)
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1"For our next trick, we will catapult one lucky volunteer into a nearby alligator-infested lake and drink shots of pure alcohol, but before all that we have a quick interview with
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6The most important lesson you ever learn in this village is never to leave it. But a single square mile is not enough for some. They abandon us for the forest, never to return.
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3spat it out, it had rotted into some kind of yellowish ooze, and when he finally emerged from his isolation another two years later, there was no longer a world left to greet him.
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3I couldn't find any working wheels large enough. Exasperated, I put my bicycle project to one side and went to find something to eat. Being a giant, this was not easy, but
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3Bears. Oh God they're here already. They've finished the donuts and they're coming for us, both of us. Can't run. Leg trapped. She's left me to the bears. I can feel their breath.
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3dies. Of course, he didn't expect himself to to take himself too seriously with that bet, otherwise he'd have tried a bit harder to win, but soon he was staring down the barrel of
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2the floor and bared his teeth, hissing at an unnatural, unearthly pitch. The old man never had any intention of helping me get through the gate. All this time he had been
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3collectables, cardboard vouchers, bendy straws and omnipresent cheesy residue. There was nothing that Alan Alda could do. "Cheese Puffs" had taken over the Galapagos by force.
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4that her ex-husband and plenty of subsequent boyfriends had all left her after she introduced them to her Neo-fascist themed bondage apparatus in her basement. Of course, this was
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12Do not continue this FoldingStory. By it's completion, it will leave you in a cold sweat, awake until the early hours, staring into the darkness. This thread ends here. Goodnight.
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2came rolling in, one thing became abundantly clear. This plan wasn't going to work. The pomegranates had not been taste tested and their organisation would suffer for it.
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4Exterminate (v): to murder one's ex-partner. Burger (n): A citizen of a town or city with the -burg suffix, eg: Johannesburg. Phony (adj): having the qualities of a phone.
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1cause. She hadn't heard of Jane Byrne's "cause", but "curiosity killed the cat" and she decided that her only interaction with her would be to quickly pay respects at her grave.
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4I was at that moment I lost my cool. I'd had it with my evil clone trying to sabotage my life! My first course of action would be to hail a cab, drive into town and order a massive
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5reaching out towards the holy Hot-pocket, marvelling at the perfectly shaped hole that had been carved by the teeth of his God, who was of course none other than
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2in order to bask in the groovy jam reverberating through his skull. Somehow, he and his car made it to work in one piece, though he had clipped a number of lamp posts and buildings
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4Then, just as Mr. Scrooge was getting accustomed to all these spectres, the ghost of Christmas a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away appeared. He intoduced himself as Obi-Wan
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2another joint you should" said the old green Jedi Master. Luke was unsure about fighting any more hallucinations of Darth Vader, but at this point he was too high to argue.
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6ke's belt before throwing Luke a spare lightsaber from the garage and having their droid play some orchestral fight music. They both needed to work off some frustration and anger.
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0lder before declaring us husband ARRRRnd wife. I remember thinking that this Sea Captain, with his two hook hands, peg-leg and an eyepatch, still looked better than my new husband.