Finished Folds (21—40)
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4but he just wouldn't listen. He just wouldn't listen.
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5The real question was, what the hell was up with fold 4? Not enough toxic sludge, probably.
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4Then began the trial of the century. The People vs AIaeiohaoefthe, the witch doctor from Fetfsjnjkia. He was charged with 7 counts of public indecency and the murder of Dr. Nganga.
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3We'd flood the cellars and starve those posh winos of their beloved tipple! Not only that, but I was going to be the chosen rebel militiaman that set off the explosives!
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2That said, the AR-15 and the Neopet were childhood sweethearts (it was almost as if they were manufactured for each other) and Donald Trump even offered to baptise their child.
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3Little did LeBron know that his exile to a radioactive jungle was to be the start of the great basketball famine of 2004. There would be no basketballs to eat for 5 months to come.
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2"No one fucking cares about yer goddamn mammoth placenta!" yelled an irrationally angry tree, who had had quite enough of this man trampling his roots looking for the Gnarled Witch
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6it was not protected from asteroid impacts and had to be rebuilt every ten years or so. Still, the revenue it brought in was worth it. Especially to the guy hiding in fold no. 3.
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4and purge the memory of steps 1-4 from your mind using a mind probe before re-enacting them according to the instructions you wrote down. 11. Travel back to the present day and
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4pure unfiltered Chinese patriotism. Soon, communism would spread to all the Starbuckses in the world! Only Costa patrons and the relatively impoverished would be safe.
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3The spy could never have known that the dance was a fatal trap. As gunfire erupted on the dancefloor below, the cat stretched out over a chaise longue, finally able to relax.
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1an asteroid crashed into their head office in orbit over Saturn. Space Rupert Murdoch was killed in the disaster and the media immediately fixated itself on this new story instead.
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2genre!" he shouted over the roaring wind. The luckless romantic suddenly found himself on the back of a jet aeroplane, fighting robotic T-rexes with a katana. Surely Paola would
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3was one of those people who did seem to know the meaning of the word "responsibility". Despite this, Lex somehow managed to land himself a job as a
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2No-one was amused by this. We were all transfixed by the TV screen as the horrifying events unfolded live. By which I mean
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1The Queen Mum would not discover the identity of the so-called "Brazen Brewer" until two months later, when he unveiled another of his near-scandalous new recipes for tea at the
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1Spock was wrong. Nothing would ever change for him. He was cursed.
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4But it was too late. Prof. Smolensky was powerless to stop the children as the all all floated out of the skylight, mischievously dropping their flasks of hydrochloric acid on
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5The cops closed in on the manic raccoon,but Ricky had already torn the offending cop's arm from its socket and fled into the night with the camera,cursing the paparazzi as he went.
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2His only thoughts were of Kenny Loggins and that song from Top Gun as an enemy fighter swooped down on his, tearing out the blades in his engines with a hail of bullets.