Finished Folds (221—240)
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3, clutching his jar of dirt as if it's the most precious treasure he's ever plundered. The critics say that Jack Sparrow's latest silver screen appearances haven't been as
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2reports that there is an alien invader in the midst of the board of shareholders. The IT guy tried to fix the damn thing but in the end, Droidy had to go. That's when we learned th
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1clothes off and shut myself in a fridge. Ironic that I nearly died of hypothermia onthe hottest day of the year. Still, it was in that fridge that this amazing thing happened to me
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0landed, he breathed a sigh of relief. That was, until he realised he'd placed the wrong bet and his wife kicked him out of house and home with a bundle of divorce papers under his
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3dresses the bleeding wounds in your leg. If only things could have been different. At that moment the nurse is gone and a mysterious figure appears by your bedside...
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3one! Go on, make like a tree! We've had enough of tacky stage magiciansm in this town! With that, Leo was booed off stage and 5 minutes later was on the next train out of town.
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7wasn't the most sensible thing in the world, but it worked, and that's what mattered. This would be the first day of the rest of this happy couples new lives. Though perhaps the
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2birdfeeders out back if you're interested." The Heron started to peck at his host's dinner jacket quite impertinintly, but he pretended not to notice as he went to put the kettle
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2buffet, each with their own unique drunken stagger. Anna slumped against my shoulder and I sighed. Why was everyone at this party such a lightweight drinker? I supposed that I
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5Eventually his crew arrived in the midst of a pacific archipelago. Ramagadillas was a small island, but the captain had found a secret there that was too important to entrust to
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2was being hunted too, but she wasn't about to take her chances. Within minutes they had all been torn to pieces by the dogs and the dead handler's secret, whatever it was, was safe
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3a writhing mass of zombies. The virus had escaped! The ensuing zombie apocalypse provided the perfect cover for O'Leery's escape to a luxurious tropical island.
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3a debris-choked canyon all guns blazing. We were lucky to get out of the place alive. I never did find out my rescuers true idenity though. Maybe it was Chuck Norris.
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2it was more effective than I had thought! The teddy bear roared and slashed at the Evil One with his fluffy claws while Leia's beautiful Minifigure and I cheered him on.
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2well. Of course, no-one was laughing when we were made to eat the under-cooked plastic, feigning enjoyment, but I think we've bonded over the shared trauma.
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2oven and begin to rethink my life. Diabetes isn't fun. Although, on the other hand, I would have to ponder the undeniable truth beforehand. The truth that
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2murder was another. Okay, perhaps he was overreacting, but right now he didn't care. he quit right then and there. Of course, Specsavers wasn't going to let him get away with this.
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8the world about the conspiracy going on in the hundred acre wood, just like Doctor Frank had told him. "Why! Eeyore!!" he suddenly cried out "Eeyore!!" "Eeyore!". Harry tried to
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4were endorsed by their sect of sun-worshippers, when in fact they had been denounced by their leader due to animal cruelty. Mrs Huggin's individually wrapped desserts became quite
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3Thomas Jefferson died on impact, so that left only Louis XII and Copernicus' Grandma. Chile in 2015 was not the most welcoming of places if there weren't any other people around as