Finished Folds (241—260)
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7Ah well. Luice was gone, but at least I still had the memories of ... whatever just happened. I still have a hard time getting my head around it all. Kids, don't do drugs.
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5Someone had to take one for the team there. Fortunately, one of the zoologists was into that sort of thing, but what happens in the fake panda in stays in the fake panda. Penelope
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3love scene between their two favourite male leads on television. The Reverend Green was flattered by his inclusion. The High Priestess Pink and Demigod Yellow were concerned, howev
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5would have been a better alternative to this broken democracy, but the internet giants of Reddit, YouTube et cetera would have none of it. They controlled the flow of cat videos.
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6head, but when I returned, the gizzard gnome had disappeared. Before I knew it, all my gizzards had disappeared and I could hear heavy breathing over my shoulder...
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3a record player playing music that no-one ever listened to. In our fountain of youth deep underneath the home for the elderly, the ancient hipster rites were close to completion.
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0space crocs or whatever it was that we'd seen out of the porthole. The engineer was a largely disposable robot, but we still needed to decide which of the 4 humans to leave behind.
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2"Cesar" I said "I know your financial advisor is probably telling you to diversify right now, but I would say that you should concentrate on plugging just 1 or 2 of these things."
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2couldn't believe it. I had pleaded guilty to manslaughter but the court wouldn't have it. They were convinced that I had intentionally used my immortality to commit murder.
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2dared venture near her specific field of Outhouse-ology. Once an undergrad architcture student dared to write an amateur paper overviewing the structure of the modern outhouse and
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5This was the most difficult part of the plan. Yes, this seemingly aimless jerkhattery had all been part of a plan. The unsuspecting police knocking at the door wouldn't know what
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7nk of an eye three of the seven wolves had disappeared beneath the seething mass of stoats that had seeped up through the pet shop floor. The wolves tried to flee, but the doors
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1the remains of the Berlin wall. An incongruous choice for a clandestine meeting point, but I supposed that no-one would think to look for Frau X: "the stealer of stationary" there.
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3Of course there would always be those children that daubed over those cave paintings with their own crude scrawlings, but the tribespeople had assured Ryvre that they would be
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5expect? True, perhaps her rebuttal was a bit aggressive, but it was also true and Morag McDoone didn't have time for half-witted interviewers and bothersome dullards.
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7Of course, the superstitious townspeople were never going to buy into this and MCA, Spam Baby and everyone else involved were all put on trial for witchcraft. Although in the end
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8As the Colosseum was filled with water, the gladiators readied their rowboats in the wings, making final preparations for their fight with the seventy seven Siamese fighting fish.
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4of my new sovereign nation. I didn't care that no-one would recognise it. This tower block had been claimed for Flaggania! I got my photographer to snap a majestic sunrise shot of
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5The writer stared up at this impertinent intruder with surprise. "I'll fill in my blanks any way I choose thank you very much!" he said, angrily getting to his feet.
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5Little did little Kimmy know that her teacher had killed over less. She was blissfully unaware of her approaching doom, balanced on the knife-edge of a psychopath's whim.