Finished Folds (261—280)
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1almost got shut down for drug-related offences several times, but the minister's God-Squad had always managed to evade the law. Until one evening a cop car pulled up outside...
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3Listen to me. Don't take your eyes from this window. They're right behind you no- ah! I said don't look! That was close. You have to listen carefully. Look past my head. Do you see
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5Little did she know of the horrors that were about to be unleashed, as after a simple experiment involving buttered toast and a cat's feet, the laws of the universe began to
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3with a bit of cheese. Of course the Gruyère only worsened the already atrocious smell of mysocks, but at least the tiny mice on my feet had stopped squeaking now.
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6the beach were fast approaching and I couldn't make sense of the increasing insanity surrounding me. The beached whale would die soon if we didn't act, but we couldn't pull it from
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2giant orbital death cannon to enslaved the population of Earth, as kids do. Unfortunately for Earth, the machine backfired and destroyed the moon, playing havoc with the tides and
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5over that lost love, even as the tune of "Last Christmas" started to play in his mind and a melancholy nostalgia set over him. Oh why did Sara have to leave him?
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1Little did Smokey know that Thumper had changed since he'd last seen him. His warren was full of floppy-eared drug dealers and their "rabbitches". Smokey hoped that
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4of a cigarette left on the mantelpiece. If only Jimmy were here now, what would he say about all this? thing is, I knew exactly what he'd say and it wouldn't be good, not with the
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3PHD now useless given that he'd been locked up in a mental institute, tried to put an end to the constant, day in day out caterwauling that came from a vocal minority of cells, but
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2...So that was it. He showed me around the big top, pointing out the five support beams and their pentagram-like shape. So that was how I ended up getting mixed up in summoning a
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2Little did I know that intrigue was afoot. On my way out from the bathroom I bumped into a woman wearing a similar dress. Not ten seconds later, I heard a gunshot and turned to see
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1In a sudden burst of brute strength, her mother snapped and threw her stumbling backwards out of the bathroom window, breaking glass and bone. She had crossed the bridge from
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4given a head start on running away? If you catch me, I'll tell you everything I swear." The officer holding this buffoon looked as if his patience was getting stretched thin.
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7The Scribbler laughed then. "It's Batman's butler! Ha! You're not worth my time." Turning his back to Alfred, he proceeded to extract the data he needed from the Bat-computer.
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5a mysterious figure, standing in what seemed to be perpetual shadow. The piranhas clearly unaffected by the lack of water in the immediate vicinity. I began to scream in agony.
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2It was tragic, that patch of quicksand, couldn't be helped. I told the officers that I had tried to help, but to no avail. Eventually they had to let me go. Perfect.
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3in a display of sexual dominance. Of course, neither Luke nor Marta suspected that I had not disappeared from the proceedings and was readying a sniper shot from a nearby tree.
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3people actually listened to this faux-rock processed rubbish. Ah well, it's their lives I suppose.
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1satisfied with the plan, but Kas and Agneszka were ready to light the fuses, so Dentyne sprang into action, kicking his rusty motorbike into it's top gear and bursting through the