Finished Folds (281—300)
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3There was a brief funeral service, but no-one really missed the passing of another third-rate YouTube rapper with 29 subs, most of them bought, who still lived with his mother.
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1by the roadside and pondered the gunpowder cartridge that the Lone Ranger had left there. Tonto knew the significance of this object by now and began to ponder a course of action.
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6all the way down, supporting the Earth. This endless mass of fedoras was close to collapsing on itself. Were this to occur, a fedora singularity would surely occur.
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1The cascade of cliched rap lyrics that followed was rivalled only by the comments section of a YouTube rap track.
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2and he'd always got wood in the mornings... to stoke the fire with. The innuendoes were becoming pretty stretched now, but such is the curse of any male with the surname Bates.
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4"You're just so shellfish!" yelled Molly. Ollie had the feeling that that joke had probably been said before, but knew better than to say it. By then, Molly had withdrawn into her
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5"I am the night! I am the Human Chainsaw!" I wondered whether I should swap the pink helmet for a beret, but that turned out to be the least of my troubles when the black spandex
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0didn't mean anything now that the red mist had descended over Morton's eyes. Lt. Magillicutty's mutilated arm was just the start. The gorilla launched into a raging fit of fury.
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1array of pastries, baguettes and biscuits. Throwing his Head Boy badge to one side, Lionel went on to further disgrace the name of Throckmorton by drowning in a vat of yeasty broth
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10doctors, in fact, the place looked as if it had been abandoned, with empty wards gathering dust and the only sign of life being the occasional mouldy sandwich. I drew the curtains
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3"I can't believe you would say that about my father and the police force." I said. "The amount of people who insult our hardworking protectors of the peace disappoints me."
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8the apocalypse that we call "Jury's Day" could never happen. He reveals a photo of an irradiated corpse, "now this robot in disguise has been thwarted, humanity's future is safe".
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4like I was a wet towel. I tried to shout for Jimmy, not yet realising that he was dead, but Ötzi of the arctic strangled the words out of me. My only recourse was to reach for a
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3"Yes Pat, uh, I mean P-Jak". Mr Sajak smiled to hear his new moniker and got down to the sound of DJ Vanna White. Unfortunately for him
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5the accident, but he knew his recent experiences would help him make sense of his new situation and eventually come to terms with it, even if right now that seemed impossible.
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6Julia burst into tears and ran from the big top. She hadn't meant to kill anyone! She just wanted to make Mr. Nicely jump, as payback for making her clean out the lion's cage.
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5and diva mentors like Barbra are above criticism by mere mortal students of her style such as myself. Although some might say that she is literally just a penguin, I believe in her
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3a small child. In fact, this Ferdinand F. Flickstick was so morbidly obese that his police badge had been lost under one of his many rolls of fat. Rumour had it that he had never
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4to swarm, gnawing away at the furry pink equine flesh. Gypsie began to scream as the swarm devoured her forelocks, trying to back out of the hovering pool of ravenous insects, but
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2killer wasps with a grudge against the world in general and a blood pact with Satan and Cthulu. Probably because that's what they actually were. I can't believe I fell for that one