Finished Folds (101—120)
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2m no-one liked. The Star-Bellied Sneetches had had enough of the fuzzbumps stealing all of their stars, so they took up the issue with
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2Then the aliens attacked.
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2Why? Why did this have to happen? Remember: tornadoes are not food.
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3but in the end, the party pulled through. They raided a dungeon, slew a dragon and got rid of their infuriating paladin. Then they were ambushed by beholders and they all died.
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2Unfortunately, that was the last we heard of the pair of them.
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4I think I'll call the colourful thing a parrot. A super-parrot, so as not to confuse it with the pre-existing animal.
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0"WAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSS!!". It felt felt good to be a walrus.
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3the Anglo-French war was fought with suicide fish and nuclear bombs.
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1It was because of my work for the NRA that I was called upon to investigate a
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3exploded. At least, I assume they were. I couldn't actually tell because I was dead. I still am dead in fact. Which makes quite a paradox as I shouldn't be able to write this.
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1Eventually, the dogs caused enough disruption that their human owners had them neutered. That was the end of that short-lived rebellion. The cat empire now ruled supreme.
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0Luckily, one of my stormtrooper squadmates was once a wine-taster in the court of Jabba the Hutt. He gulped down the poison poptarts with ease. Meanwhile, the rebels had surrounded
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3.yhw s'taht uoy kcuF
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4influence the scriptwriter to let her die and end her suffering was to break the fourth wall in this way, but alas, the show had been axed and she was forever lost.
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2sex. I declined, I was no elephantsexual and I did not appreciate the sexual advances of the God of Tusks. I threw some of my wads of cash to distract him.
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4GAME OF THRONES SEASON 6 SPOILER: Arya Stark meets Tony Stark and uses an Iron Man suit to destroy all the dragons. The White walkers return and kill Tyrion Lannister.
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3hawk. A hawk addicted to peanut M&Ms, nay, a mother hawk that had mistaken this peanut M&M for it's own child! My whole being was focused on this dropped M&M, so you can imagine my
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3IMMA BLOWTORCH THIS CAT IF YOU DON'T MEET MAH DEMANDS!!" Uncle Jessie didn't seem to know what his demands were, and seemed to attribute most of the blame for his actions to
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1He did, and found out that the necklace had the power to turn you into a giant fire-breathing lizard. He promptly ate all his friends.
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5he class, flying away on a golden motorcycle into the sunset, leaving rainbows and magic in his wake. Little did Dr. Johnson know that the rainbows in the sky above him were the